Schlatt Ranks Your CURSED Business Ideas

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  @gumsgang1216 · 2 years ago · pinned

  TIMESTAMPS<br><br><br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=19">0:19</a> Anime Girl Body Wash Ft. Schlatts crippling addiction to smoking<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=238">3:58</a> Joes Extreme Circumcision Unit<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=489">8:09</a> My Business Proposal Ft. Altrive<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=715">11:55</a> Schlatt Reaction Machine<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=967">16:07</a> Corporate Business Trainer 3000<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=1200">20:00</a> The Backup Glizzy<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=1390">23:10</a> The Accordion Man<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=1445">24:05</a> How To Steal Free Signs<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=1769">29:29</a> Big Red Button Ft. Clinton Estates<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=2067">34:27</a> Parasocial Relationships<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=2240">37:20</a> Fakeschlatt<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=2472">41:12</a> Convert<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=2618">43:38</a> My Cute Cum Filled Cheeked Bunnies <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=2722">45:22</a> Call of The Void (If you made this one please hit my line)<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=2914">48:34</a> Smoking Is Actually Good For You Ft. Charborg<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=3106">51:46</a> Zap Drink<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=3222">53:42</a> How To Make A YouTube Video<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=3472">57:52</a> Cool Friend Spray<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=3592">59:52</a> The Reaction YouTuber Package<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=3808">1:03:28</a> JSchlatt Live Fan<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=4112">1:08:32</a> Sausage Chef<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=4350">1:12:30</a> School Lunch<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=4560">1:16:00</a> Cumpy<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=4809">1:20:09</a> How To Avoid Getting Pushed In Front Of The Subway<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=5172">1:26:12</a> Better Pet<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=5385">1:29:45</a> The Fryer 9000<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=5471">1:31:11</a> JSchlatt Potion<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=5645">1:34:05</a> Busy Driver<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=5780">1:36:20</a> The Bear Bomb<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=5962">1:39:22</a> The Schllatue Ft. Schlatts Cats<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=6282">1:44:42</a> Eyes of Zeus <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=6512">1:48:32</a> Buy Skylanders<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=6796">1:53:16</a> Reddit 2 Ft. Jawsh<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=7018">1:56:58</a> Schlunchies<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=7138">1:58:58</a> Emergency Exit <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=7247">2:00:47</a> Sex Bed<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=7480">2:04:40</a> Wall Insulation<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=7711">2:08:31</a> Sleep Deprived Merchandise<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=7914">2:11:54</a> No More 9/11 Jokes <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=8007">2:13:27</a> The Wallet That Electrocutes Your Dick<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=8193">2:16:33</a> Translator 3000 <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=8379">2:19:39</a> Crack <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=8444">2:20:44</a> Guy With The Fat Ass (Real)<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=8516">2:21:56</a> Monkey Alarm Ft. Macock <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=8642">2:24:02</a> The Grabby Hand Dealie<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=8866">2:27:46</a> Microhard<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=9025">2:30:25</a> The Fish Magnet <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=9169">2:32:49</a> Pisstrument <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=9452">2:37:32</a> AI Generated NFT Porn<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=9648">2:40:48</a> Funny Stuff <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=9841">2:44:01</a> Goontanyl ft. Markiplier, Arnold, and Matpat<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=10173">2:49:33</a> Teds Toyota Tacomas<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=10356">2:52:36</a> Holy Water In A Bottle <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=10506">2:55:06</a> DrDerpGamer Response Video<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=10976">3:02:56</a> Bong Hero<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=11312">3:08:32</a> Mr Shredz and Mr Flipper<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=11566">3:12:46</a> The Clowntron 500,000<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=11666">3:14:26</a> ITurret<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=11806">3:16:46</a> Rats Petalcoholism Ft. Jambo <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=12043">3:20:43</a> 4D Gaming Setup <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=12292">3:24:52</a> Carter<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=12495">3:28:15</a> The Scootski <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=12690">3:31:30</a> Rent A Podcast<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=12966">3:36:06</a> Squid Game <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=13192">3:39:52</a> Shark Army <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=13288">3:41:28</a> Bunga Booga <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=13539">3:45:39</a> Tot <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=13754">3:49:14</a> YouTube Jambofy<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=14070">3:54:30</a> The Schlaby Monitor <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=14283">3:58:03</a> Schlankenstein <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=14448">4:00:48</a> The Schleezerposter <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=14628">4:03:48</a> The Crammie <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=14776">4:06:16</a> Downer Upper<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=14892">4:08:12</a> The Zanket<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=15063">4:11:03</a> My Belt <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=15279">4:14:39</a> The Schillow <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=15433">4:17:13</a> Schlatt Gets Doxxed <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=15681">4:21:21</a> Schlatt Gets Doxxed Again<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=15792">4:23:12</a> Schlatt Gets Doxxed A Third Time

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  @EmanatorOfEnigmata · 2 years ago

  Tbh, Schlatt is the only youtuber where I would rather watch the vods than the edited videos.<br><br>Despite being vods from a livestream, they somehow contain the exact same energy as the edited down version, so it&apos;s no less dynamic and feels like pretty much watching a longer edited video.

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  @calturanyi0906 · 2 years ago

  The engineers of the Jschlatt fanbase have gathered to produce one of the greatest technological feats in the history of mankind.<br>We call it:<br>The Manschlatten Project

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• MI

  @mifiwi3438 · 2 years ago (edited)

  5 hours of jschlatt is the perfect way to end my day spent committing tax fraud

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  @electr0cute170 · 2 years ago

  I like how the moment at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=13500">3:45:00</a> truly shows the mindfullness of schlatt&apos;s chat<br>The second schlatt noticed a message &quot;nuh uh&quot; literally everyone started denying mammonths, even tho a second ago the chat was full of joy

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  @bassoongal787 · 2 years ago

  A.I&apos;s realism can be so beautiful sometimes. R.I.P Big Man 🕊️🕊️

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• CS

  @cs82271 · 2 years ago

  Rule #1 of chat: do not chat. If you chat, especially if the putrid Garbodor of letters you manage to scramble out from your brains is readable, you will be banned.

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  @sarahwills4975 · 2 years ago

  these are prob some of the best submissions he’s gotten in any of these

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  @Sergeant_DC · 2 years ago (edited)

  Schlatt never fails to &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;. I can’t believe he would &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;. How dare he.

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  @thereyvan · 2 years ago

  at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=14458">4:00:58</a>, this person used the wrong shade of blue. they used <a href="https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/16a9ce">#16a9ce</a>(RGB 22,169,206), but Weezer blue is <a href="https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/189bcc">#189bcc</a>(RGB 24,155,204). this is so important because it shows that i have no life and am going to be the end of my bloodline

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  @JazzyChazzy6910 · 2 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etgpJC7lwZI&amp;t=3158">52:38</a> How It Feels To Chew 5 Gum

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  @Its_10Fold · 2 years ago

  It’s actually very easy to find jshlatt<br>1: we know what car he drives<br>2: we could always go to the nearest supermarket or mall and wait for him to show up<br>3: he can’t hide forever

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