What If Harry Potter Discovered a Forgotten Form of Blood Magic
7.6K views · Sep 25, 2026 · Film & Animation
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@bobbyz9052 · 4 days ago
Once upon a time, there was a story.<br><br>It was a 30-minute story.<br><br>But the story was not content with being a 30-minute story.<br><br>So the story told the story again.<br><br>Then, having told the story, the story explained what the story had just told us.<br><br>And then, because the explanation was apparently important, the story explained the explanation.<br><br>At this point, you might think the story was finished.<br><br>But you would be mistaken.<br><br>Because the story returned to the beginning of the story, where it once again told us the story that had already been told.<br><br>And then it reminded us that this was the same story we had already heard.<br><br>Which was important, because we had already heard it.<br><br>The story continued.<br><br>The story repeated itself.<br><br>The story repeated the part where it had repeated itself.<br><br>Then it repeated the repetition of the repeated part.<br><br>What was originally a 30-minute story had now become a 2+ hour story about a 30-minute story that kept becoming a 30-minute story again.<br><br>And just when you thought it might finally end...<br><br>The story began again.<br><br>Again.<br><br>And again.<br><br>And again.<br><br>And again.<br><br>The end.<br><br>Actually, let me explain what happened at the beginning...
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@cutu561 · 5 days ago
Oh my gawd if you repeat something one more time I'm gonna puke. LOL
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