Million Dollars, But...

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  @Psilocinoid · 1 year ago

  Mark was the kid that made up rules to games randomly on the middle so that he would win no matter what

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  @testaccountpleaseignore2653 · 1 year ago

  This being a prequel to the episode where Bob loses all those coin tosses in a row is hilarious

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  @Wolfenacht · 1 year ago

  Lol I love this.. "SOOOO not only are you going to be gaslighting your friend, but also just fuck around and have a good time... oh yeah AND you win today" Lol. Rough day. :P

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  @2OT_Podcast · 1 year ago (edited)

  &quot;Do you HATE money!?&quot; - Wade<br>&quot;Its a MILLION DOLLARS!?&quot; - Bob<br><br>All jokes aside, as successful and wealthy Bob and Wade are, I think its easy to forget that a million dollars to Mark is not what it is to the rest of us, including them. Yeah bob and wade are richer than I&apos;ll probably ever be, but Mark is at the next level in terms of being disgustingly wealthy. <br><br>When he had 17 billion views on his channel, he was public about having made his entire career on youtube somewhere in the mid-high 30 millions. Youtube pays by the thousand, so we can deduce that he&apos;s averaged around $2.25 per thousand views throughout his entire career - a reasonable number on youtube (some genres of content pay a lot higher, some pay slightly less. Someone as profitable as mark doing the content he does could very reasonably get rates like this). <br><br>Mark now has 22.3 billion views, which means that if he&apos;s maintained rates like that since those statements he&apos;d now be closer to the 50 million range in terms of all-time youtube profit on his CURRENT channel. This is not including his split of Distractible profits, his Merch profits, his tours, his OLD markipler channel, his twitch channel, etc.<br><br>Granted, he spends an outrageous amount of that money doing things like funding the entirety of Heist, Space, and Iron Lung <b>out of his own pockets.</b> Space and Iron Lung probably each have cost him a couple million themselves. I think he said on Valkyrae&apos;s podcast that Space had a heavier budget or smth to produce due to having a lot more actors, more and more complex sets, etc. But still. Thats a LOT of money.

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  @crazieevee101 · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSvXt9ed0Xw&amp;t=326">5:26</a> Wade struggling to say anthropomorphic is hilarious and I don’t know why

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  @TaipanWrangler · 7 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSvXt9ed0Xw&amp;t=1543">25:43</a> guy walks up next to you in a stall, unwraps his cape-diaper, and releases a blast of pure urine steam into the bathroom, turning it into an incredibly unsanitary sauna.

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  @facler · 1 year ago

  I swear, Wade is the glue that holds this damn thing together.

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  @I_Learned_From_History · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSvXt9ed0Xw&amp;t=4395">1:13:15</a> “leT Me kNOw wHeN i caN COmE bAck!” Fucking killed me

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  @LowEffortIsu · 7 months ago

  this one had some real sam reich vs brennan lee mulligan energy happening

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  @botchedattempt · 1 year ago

  I love that Bob was the only one that remembered the secret objective game

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  @jorger002 · 1 year ago

  Who hacked the Distractible Vault?! Videos are flooding in! All in time for Christmas.

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  @mrsacornscraps · 1 year ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSvXt9ed0Xw&amp;t=2085">34:45</a> I&apos;m with Wade and Mark on this. I&apos;ve never met my biological parents and I would love to know who I came from and look more like but I don&apos;t want to see ALL the physical traits I inherited! 😂😂 Especially every year for the rest of my life!

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