A Redditor's Ideal "Woman"

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• JS

  @Jsiii-2 · 1 year ago

  if you ever feel dumb, just remember there are guys who think period is just red pee 💀😔

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• BR

  @bromomento644 · 1 year ago

  wtf do all of them say like "female" "the female" like if somebody started to describe me as "that male" "the male" id be kinda upset

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• TH

  @thespacedinos4037 · 1 year ago

  my woman requirements:<br>-very tall<br>-black skin<br>-giant lizard<br>-Japanese<br>-destroys cities<br>-lives in the sea<br>-breathes fire<br>-is godzilla

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• MR

  @MrJasonLG · 7 months ago

  The virginity obsession is simple. They are scared of a woman having any sexual experience to compare.

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• GU

  @Gumdrop2 · 1 year ago

  3 flaws i found in the period thing:<br>1. You can’t hold in your period<br>2. You don’t “pee” it out<br>3. Nobody does that when putting in a tampon. ☠️

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• EN

  @EneTheGene · 1 year ago

  Sometimes I think I&apos;m fucked up, and then I get reminded of people like this.

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• GU

  @gutbucket6184 · 1 year ago

  I read redditor as predator. No difference really.

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• SO

  @somebody64121 · 11 months ago

  I literally unlocked new facial expressions as you kept reading

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• PE

  @peachtea6826 · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-EP1taF5vs&amp;t=662">11:02</a> keep in mind that breasts don’t produce milk unless you’re pregnant. and if you produce milk while not pregnant, its literally a medical condition😭

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• BI

  @BirisuAndrei · 1 year ago

  How do we go from &quot;she has such nice childbearing hips&quot; to &quot;she has the hips of a child&quot; 😭

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• SO

  @sophiachillin · 1 year ago

  that period story lowkey made me cringe so bad because it’s not possible to “hold in” a period… tampons are not to “plug up” the blood, and also it’s not pleasurable to put a tampon in lol. also you can’t just push out all the blood (duh)… clearly that person has never been around or with a real life woman ever

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• HI

  @hinduhillbilly · 1 year ago

  As a 65 year old woman I&apos;m amazed to discover that periods have explosive properties.

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