Which Smash Bros characters have canonically eaten Pizza?

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  @SchaffrillasProductions · 2 years ago (edited) · pinned

  CORRECTION #1: Pizza is available in the mobile game Fire Emblem Heroes, meaning every Fire Emblem character can eat it there. HOWEVER, if we wanna get technical, it IS a gacha game so it&apos;s a bit hazy if these gacha pull versions of the characters eating pizza counts. They are the original versions of the characters, pulled out of their worlds, so I&apos;ll bump them up to the &quot;Gacha Pizza Eater&quot; tier. Functionally the same as &quot;Pizza Eater&quot; but with the added context that we&apos;re dealing with mobile game shenanigans<br><br>CORRECTION #2: Pizza DOES exist in the Star Fox universe, there are pizza boxes in the background of an early cutscene in Star Fox Adventures. There&apos;s no evidence of Fox eating it; for all we know, it could&apos;ve just been Slippy and Peppy eating it. HOWEVER, Fox, Falco, and Wolf are now bumped up to &quot;Knows what pizza is, doesn&apos;t eat it&quot;<br><br>CORRECTION #3: Technically Mega Man also belongs in the &quot;Physically incapable of eating pizza&quot; tier. I just think it looks really funny to have R.O.B. all alone there<br><br>CORRECTION #4: Litten is coming to Cafe Mix soon according to datamines, so when that happens, Incineroar will make the &quot;Pizza Eater&quot; tier<br><br>CORRECTION #5: Bowser can eat pizza in that one Skylanders game he cameoed in, and there&apos;s nothing explicitly saying it isn&apos;t canon, so idk sure he can go in the &quot;Pizza Eater&quot; category for that

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  @aledandrian · 2 years ago

  It’s only a matter of time before Schaff makes a seven-hour video analyzing and discussing which Smash Bros characters canonically know what sex is

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  @thederpside7123 · 2 years ago

  I think that Kirby should have a new category called “doesn’t know what pizza is, has eaten pizza”

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  @juustimn · 2 years ago

  I love how Palutena says “I do have a coupon” for pizza, implying she would go to a pizza store and pay. As if she isn’t a literal fucking goddess 😭

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  @subtextonly7637 · 1 year ago

  Update! Terry has been added as DLC in street fighter 6 and can now be given pizza the same as any other character in that game. He’s a confirmed Pizza Eater!

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  @tonyt.23 · 2 years ago

  Big shoutout to Schaffrillas, for being the first person in history to capture live footage of Pikachu chowing down on pizza. Absolutely monumental!

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• CE

  @cellisch3753 · 2 years ago (edited)

  Isabelle technically <b>can</b> eat Pizza in Happy Home Paradise. <br>If an npc is sitting in front of a table with food on it, which does include Pizza, they do a cute little eating animation.<br>And with the Isabelle amiibo, it&apos;s possible for her to be that lucky npc.

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  @raulthepegasus · 7 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV79iPBCCLo&amp;t=2977">49:37</a> Hold up! In Persona 5 Strikers, Joker and the gang have a literal pizza party when they return to Leblanc from their road trip! Joker is a canonical pizza eater!

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  @pigeongod3450 · 2 years ago

  I love the fact that Link not only eats pizza, but he also makes and reintroduces pizza to society, truly a hero above all others

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  @Venty179 · 2 years ago

  I&apos;m so sorry you went through all that work to find out if Pokemon can eat pizza, because in Pokemon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon, there&apos;s a battle buffet restaurant in the main shopping mall where your trainer and pokemon can eat a &quot;Miltank Cheese Pizza&quot;, meaning that Pokemon #1-809 can all eat pizza. This means Mewtwo, Incineroar, and anyone else not in cafe mix should be upgraded to the Pizza Eater tier, since no Gen 8/9 pokemon are in smash atm lmao.

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  @justsomebody9885 · 2 years ago

  If we&apos;re counting crossovers, Bowser canonically appears in the Skylanders game &quot;Skylanders: Superchargers&quot; as a playable character, and thus can eat the consumable food items found on the ground which can just so happen to be pizza

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  @tbbrprod.-yc1yh · 1 year ago

  This video led seeing which Smash bro has canonically been kissed, which then led to seeing which Smash bro has canonically smashed

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