America Wizard Dark Arts THE COMPLETE SERIES (This is not cannon)

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  @Jörmmungandr-x5x · 2 months ago

  "IM NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT" is essentially The Harry Potter Fandom Put into one Sentence, love this shit Fenrir Please make Moar when you have the time

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• MI

  @michelleenglishpaiser6743 · 2 months ago

  "I can taste what BLUE sounds like..." I feel this. Though in my case it's not drugs or potions, it's my migraines.

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• MI

  @michelveilleux123 · 2 months ago

  &quot;Oh my god, our Headmaster might be a criminal.&quot;<br><br>&quot;NOW?!?! YOU&apos;RE JUST FIGURING THIS SHIT OUT NOW?!?!&quot;

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• HA

  @hariman7727 · 1 month ago

  &quot;Fred, show &apos;em why you survive in this timeline!&quot;<br>There is no other canon in Harry Potter, fight me.

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• AR

  @aryanpatel7148 · 1 month ago

  I hate how they say &quot;electricity won&apos;t work&quot; but &nbsp;that overlooks the point that means your NERVOUS SYSTEM CANNOT FUNCTION!!!

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• JA

  @jacobcordero8569 · 2 months ago

  Umbridge being forced to read the promo reminds me of the scene in Hellsing Ultimate abridged with Jan and the communications guy<br>&quot;Read the fuckin&apos; paper&quot;

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• YT

  @ytjazz1011 · 2 months ago

  Title: “This is not cannon”<br><br>Someone in the distance: “IT IS TO ME!”

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• KA

  @KatarHero72 · 2 months ago

  Imagine if someone used Wingardium Leviosa to carry around and fire a GAU-8 avenger. PORTABLE DOPAMINE GO BRRRRRRR

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• FE

  @fearchoppy · 2 weeks ago

  Dear lord I just realised just how terrifying Florida Warlock is. In DnD, a warlock gets their powers from their patrons in exchange for either soul or something similar. These patrons are usually devil&apos;s, demons, gods, elder gods, eldritch beings etc. And usually, though not always, these beings give the warlock abilities to those who share their beliefs and morals.<br>So here is the question: What eldritch monstrosity could possibly be strong, brave, and/or insane enough to decide making a deal with Florida???<br>Furthermore, WHAT DID THEY TRADE FOR FLORIDAS POWERS?????

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• BA

  @babydahl9424 · 1 month ago

  &quot;What part of this don&apos;t you get sacaley? I am no muggle and I am far from mere.&quot; -Florida Warlock.

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• AD

  @AdmiralCain-r1n · 2 months ago

  Florida, a gift: Domain expansion: WAFFLE RAIN (they explode)

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• WI

  @WilderMask · 2 months ago

  Bro cannonized the &quot;Master has given Dobby a glock&quot; meme

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