A Florida Warlock in Hogwarts [Mad Man Fenrir]

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  @MichaelMiller-bs3tz · 1 month ago

  "I am NO muggle and im FAR from mere." Probably the coldest Florida man line

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• NI

  @NightmareKingGrimm9710 · 1 month ago

  I just realized, since America and the rest of Hogwarts heard what Florida was doing... that means he has an open domain...

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• AV

  @aviator2252 · 1 month ago

  E4 is a paygrade, enlisted-4. Its troops who have been long enough to know the ropes and loopholes, and enough responsibility and autonomy to utilize that experience to grease the chains of logistics to get things moving as long as no one asks many questions

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• RA

  @Ranton_Ironmind · 1 month ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cImWT1RK__c&amp;t=3143">52:23</a> The Waffle House Index is an (un)officially recognized metric for gauging disaster severity, and required aid. After a brief once-over of the Wikipedia page, I found the following synopsis.<br>Green = WH is open; minimal damage<br>Yellow = Open with limited menu; Probably due to power outtage(or using a generator), or supply shortage.<br>Red = Closed; Major structural damage, flooding, or other such destruction<br><br>Also, I think &apos;oak juice&apos; is, in this case, a euphemism for whiskey, because we&apos;re playing it safe with censorship.

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• FL

  @flyboy6392 · 2 months ago

  further irony: Dumbledore basically IS the government of the wizarding world

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• FL

  @flyboy6392 · 2 months ago

  and it doesn&apos;t help that America Wizard is like Chaotic Good Barbarian: He likes his playthings EXTRA durable.

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• BR

  @brianl8481 · 1 month ago

  Could be worse for Voldy. Instead of Florida, it could be something far older, and more dangerous. It could be Appalachia.

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• TW

  @TWMColdshocks · 1 month ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cImWT1RK__c&amp;t=2659">44:19</a> .....Airier ... you might have to evacuate ... Florida Warlock has somehow broken into your world

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• PO

  @popularparadoxdiamond4619 · 1 month ago

  Florida Man vs. Bill Cipher, that would be one hell of a matchup and would nearly instantaneously break reality

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• ZE

  @ZergOverlord9374 · 1 month ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cImWT1RK__c&amp;t=791">13:11</a> that&apos;s why I use gel pens. Don&apos;t dry out in my experience<br><br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cImWT1RK__c&amp;t=920">15:20</a> Fred and George are gonna become pioneers of wartime techno-wizardry

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• LO

  @LostInfernoFireDragon · 1 month ago

  Harry would have been the most protected kid in the world

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• CA

  @cardinalhamneggs5253 · 1 month ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cImWT1RK__c&amp;t=720">12:00</a><br>It’s never stated in the series, but Voldemort is, by definition, a lich. Horcruxes are just phylacteries with a proprietary name and slightly altered mechanics.

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