I tried speedrunning Octodad and became an expert at living in a constant struggle
6M views · Mar 12, 2021 · Gaming
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@lrgogogogo · 5 years ago
There's something uncanny about listening to a man spend the entire run criticizing every character in the story he is actively not engaging with.
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@gravity_cow · 5 years ago
Considering how Octodad and his wife birthed two completely human children, he's doing an excellent job pretending to be a human
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@Imamotherfreakingavocado · 5 years ago
Fun fact: the best man in the wedding is a fish. You get an achievement for bringing said fish to the altar with you, the achievement is called 'The Best Man'
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@fartlord1012 · 5 years ago
“The last thing I need to deal with is our wife, and she wants to talk about our marriage but I wanna play some fun games”
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@vapidspecter9065 · 5 years ago (edited)
“Why would you need to have a good marriage when you can have stuffed animals?” <b>- Easy Speezy, 2021</b>
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@that1guy873 · 5 years ago
Could you imagine waking up to find your dad doing like 13 backflips and clip through the back door
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@blandpotato545 · 5 years ago
“I like to believe this octopus is now a dead beat dad”<br>How can he be dead beat if he’s to busy speed running life
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@Blushingmains · 5 years ago
" trick your wife into marrying you" smh Octodad dated her until she wanted to marry him. He just didn't explain the octopus thing.
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@toyotatacoma1616 · 5 years ago
I love how this guy refuses to learn anything about the games he plays. He’s just quickly talking as he runs through a hellscape he doesn’t understand. I imagine this is what a horse’s inner monologue is like.
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@maxschase · 5 years ago
"okay, and the last thing we have to do in this area is our wife"<br>as is with any healthy relationship
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@shortycrust · 5 years ago
Imagine you wake up one morning and instead of your dad talking to you he starts speedrunning life
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@Exavack · 3 years ago
This game was a masterpiece, nobody can tell me otherwise.
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