Everything Wrong With Toy Story 5 In 31 Minutes Or Less

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  @megaTenLover · 3 weeks ago

  &quot;Mom, why is my name Jessie?&quot;<br>&quot;You see honey, I had &nbsp;this doll that was my life for the longest time and made me &nbsp;the person I am today&quot;<br>&quot;Where is she now?&quot;<br>&quot;I donated it after I got bored of it, that&apos;s why I&apos;m dropping you off at the orphanage after I settle the divorce with your father.&quot;

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• GE

  @geardog24 · 3 weeks ago

  10 sins every time Jessie says the slur “device”.

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• BR

  @brandonprater4613 · 3 weeks ago

  Honestly I&apos;d much rather see a sequel about Sid&apos;s toys after he went crazy.

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• VI

  @ViewerOnline101 · 3 weeks ago

  Rather than &quot;Toy Story 5&quot;, this movie should have been considered a stand-alone side-movie called &quot;Jessie: A Toy Story&quot;.

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• SE

  @Serperior101 · 3 weeks ago

  Honestly, there is one sin you missed which is the biggest sin of all: This is the first toy story movie to not include Randy Newman’s You’ve got a Friend in me

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• DO

  @donavianwillis7759 · 3 weeks ago

  &quot;Extinction! Not again!&quot; Is the only funny line in the whole movie.😂😂😂😂 Thanks for playing it.

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• EV

  @evilempryss · 3 weeks ago

  Rex is made of plastic.<br><br>Plastic is made from petroleum products.<br><br>Petroleum products are made from dead dinosaurs. <br><br>Therefore, Rex is made from dead dinosaurs and would remember the extinction

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• BE

  @bestofishowspeed250 · 3 weeks ago

  Jeremy I can&apos;t lie at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-KMz8x2zos&amp;t=738">12:18</a> You should&apos;ve said something like &quot;Bullseye a horse capable of outrunning a commercial plane right before take off can&apos;t run as fast back home&quot;

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• NI

  @nicholash.3104 · 3 weeks ago

  Thank you for pointing out how creepy it is that there&apos;s a toy for training children to go potty while taking photos and sending out GPS locations. No one else around me was mentioning it, but I was immediately disturbed.

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• PO

  @Pocket_Junk · 3 weeks ago

  Small Soldiers needs to make a comeback NOW.

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• WI

  @windspast · 3 weeks ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-KMz8x2zos&amp;t=74">1:14</a> remember all of the buzzes fresh out of the boxes believe they&apos;re real and don&apos;t know they&apos;re actual toys. It make total sense they would build a fire to survive

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• HE

  @HedgehogY2K · 3 weeks ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-KMz8x2zos&amp;t=907">15:07</a> the fact that there&apos;s a Pizza Steve toy can only imply that Uncle Grandpa actually sold merch in that universe.

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