Best of house clinic hours pt1

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• BU

  @bugbugtheone2143 · 4 years ago

  &quot;I&apos;m obviously prepared to consider a settlement.&quot;<br><b>&quot;You have gonorrhea.&quot;</b><br>That part made me laugh wayyy too hard.

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• MA

  @marshmellowmoon7990 · 6 years ago

  The greatest part about him is that he will play along with your lies as long as you tell him the truth first.

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• PH

  @phrophetsamgames · 5 years ago

  He ended up accepting that pre-natal offer just so he could chill in the lounge area for delivery doctors. What a genius.

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• XX

  @xxlCortez · 5 years ago

  Love how he shares his painkiller with everyone.

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• JA

  @JazzyAlex1992 · 6 years ago

  “sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again” haha 😂😂

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• RI

  @rick13953 · 6 years ago

  &quot;I just don&apos;t like being told what to do&quot;<br>House with the instant respect

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• NO

  @notoriousblt1038 · 5 years ago

  “It’s an MP3 player”<br><br>House.EXE has stopped working

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• LE

  @leopardeye1654 · 6 years ago

  The not to bright pregnant women really gets under House&apos;s skin, not because of her lack of birth control understanding or her lies. But because none of his insults or ironic comments do anything to worsen her mood. I kind of admire that, she&apos;s focused on what is actually important.

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• CO

  @CoastalPälm91 · 6 years ago (edited)

  His face when she said &quot; were not vaccinating &quot; 🤣 <br><br>DR HOUSE ! oohhh nooo 🤣🤣🤣

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• RA

  @rain_makes_videos5656 · 6 years ago

  Yo I&apos;d love a doctor like him. Their job isn&apos;t really to be nice, but to help you live.

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• AS

  @assassintwinat8 · 6 years ago

  that last bit always cracks me up<br>&quot;how can i repay you?&quot;<br>&quot;by never seeing me again&quot;<br>&quot;ohhhkayyy :D&quot;

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• DE

  @detectivesnickers6176 · 6 years ago

  &quot;Arrange playdates with other parasites.&quot; lmao

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