SCP-3288 │ The Aristocrats │ Keter │ K-Class Scenario SCP

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• AP

  @apassionatenerd.3564 · 4 years ago (edited)

  Sigma-6 18 was a Legend. <br>Gets eaten, survives it, realizes he&apos;s not escaping and decides to blow himself up and take as many of those nasty bastards with him as he could. What a badass.

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• JO

  @johnterrencesmith2148 · 4 years ago

  &quot;So this SCP involves cannibalism, inbreeding, guts, gore, Charles II, The Hapsburgs, a massive amount of genetic disorders, teeth six times the size of human teeth, mysterious disappearances, explosions, alchemy and the occult. Jeez that&apos;s dark, what&apos;s this SCP called?&quot; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;The Aristocrats&quot;

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• HA

  @hamham_6411 · 4 years ago

  as a hungarian, the concept of a keter-class scp being the inbred descendants of the house of habsburg is nothing short of hysterical

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• UF

  @uffle · 4 years ago

  &quot;your witchcraft cannot harm us, we are pure, we are resilient&quot;<br><b>*turns on flashlight*</b><br>&quot;AHGHHGAHGH GAHG GHHAHAH GH&quot;

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• CL

  @clericofchaos1 · 4 years ago

  Boy, this is one of the most complete stories i&apos;ve heard so far. Nothing redacted, nothing blotted over, actual names and dates. The only word censored was one that might get them in trouble with YouTube.

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• TH

  @thesun5275 · 4 years ago

  I like how the researcher didnt hesitate to call himself a king when given the chance lmao.

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• DA

  @daniell1483 · 4 years ago

  I think &quot;Dominance Shift&quot; events are some of the most fascinating SCPs. The nightmare-inducing thought that humanity may not always be at the top of the food chain gives a primal fear.

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• AP

  @apassionatenerd.3564 · 4 years ago (edited)

  The greatest quote in history:<br><b>&quot;He had a single testicle, black as coal.&quot;</b>

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• NI

  @nightcorelucario2218 · 4 years ago

  I can imagine if the dominance shift occurred, Dr Bright going about wielding a comically large flashlight with deadly efficiency yelling &quot;This calls for a <b>Bright</b> idea&quot;

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• MA

  @MarceloSilva-fv6ho · 4 years ago

  &quot;We do not submit. We DOMINATE&quot;<br>30 seconds later <br>&quot;NO! NO! NO! WE YIELD!&quot;

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• CA

  @Calcorperations · 4 years ago (edited)

  The voice acting was S-Tier on this one, well done man, I was existentially disgusted

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• GO

  @goroakechi6126 · 4 years ago

  Despite the disgust factor in all of this, I think this is one of the few times the SCP Foundation are invariably moral in how they deal with the SCP. Frankly, anyone who purges those genetic abominations off the face of the planet should get a hug, a latte and a cozy vacation week in Sweden.

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