7 'Non-Lethal' Takedowns That Definitely Killed People

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  @oldspice051 · 8 years ago

  Fun thing I discovered about the Batmobile: if you leave it unattended, thugs will run up to it to check it out, and then start beating on it. The reason why it’s fun is because it turns out you can activate the electric defenses remotely if you’re within sight of the car...

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• MA

  @Mandalor10 · 6 years ago

  Alfred rigged batman's cowl to show everyone as unconscious so that he wouldn't have to deal with Bruce's depression as he realizes that he's killed hundreds of henchmen.

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• NI

  @nightingale1332 · 8 years ago

  Batman doesn't kill people. He just throws razor-sharp batarangs at their faces until they are subdued.

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• SN

  @snippax · 8 years ago

  Everyone: Hey Batman, don&apos;t rockets kill people?<br>Batman: They&apos;re non-lethal rockets of justice

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  @terrencenoran3233 · 8 years ago (edited)

  Ah yes, the times I made fun of the Batmobile &quot;safe&quot; mode. Shooting high-caliber rubber bullets to unarmed and unarmored people, usually their heads, with the same force as a tank cannon. Or, running them over with high-voltage shocks that may or may not stopped their hearts or fry their insides. Or, ramming vehicles with the same force as a bullet train.<br><br>Batman does not kill anyone at all.

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• DI

  @diacsquad1117 · 7 years ago

  As Damian Wayne said in Injustice 2:<br>&quot;So you won&apos;t kill,but you&apos;re fine with traumatic brain injuries?&quot;

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  @DjDolHaus86 · 8 years ago

  Fun fact - If you&apos;ve knocked someone out so badly that they stay unconscious for more than a couple of minutes then you have almost certainly given them brain damage, if they don&apos;t wake up after an hour then they &nbsp;are likely bleeding from the brain and probably won&apos;t wake up at all

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• Q_

  @Q_Tura · 8 years ago

  I&apos;m sorry, but it&apos;s actually in the lore of the rabbids that they can&apos;t be killed, because if they could, their entire species would be dead 10minutes after their creation. <br>They throw nuclear weapons at each others for fun.<br>Forgets the Krogan being the most resistant specie, the Rabbids are in the place.

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• KO

  @Kohdok · 8 years ago

  Oh no, there is no claiming that locking Elijah in the vault is ever &quot;Non-lethal&quot;. Locking Elijah in the vault, trapped with everything he coveted, is &quot;Poetic&quot;.

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• CH

  @chazfu · 8 years ago

  &quot;I&apos;m a hero. I don&apos;t kill people. I just leave them crippled for life, craving the sweet release of death.&quot; - Batman

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  @stormymayyyy · 8 years ago

  Love the lack of talk about Yakuza 0&apos;s curb-stomping and neck-breaking<br><br>Majima: &quot;I&apos;ve never killed anyone before&quot;

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  @frodobaggins7710 · 8 years ago

  Been a while since Jane gave us a physics lecture. Which reminds me, we never did hear the full version of her Mass Effect rant.

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