Theo Von is the hamster king

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  @KevinNealoncomedy · 1 year ago · pinned

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• JA

  @jacobhatty6960 · 7 years ago

  I went to Mandeville high school with Theo. He sat in front of me in Spanish II. He really was the most popular dude in that school and I was a huge dork. Everyday in class he would turn around and ask me how my day was. Pretty awesome guy.

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• JE

  @jetorixjones · 3 years ago

  &quot;What happened? Was that a hate crime? Are we gay?&quot; <br><br>Theo is a national treasure.

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• WO

  @Woofers98 · 6 years ago

  “They got the risky biscuit. They still serving them coffin hitters”

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• MR

  @mr.sandman4782 · 7 years ago

  &quot;was that hate crime?&quot;<br>&quot;are we gay?&quot;<br>I died laughing

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• RA

  @raidersplayer11 · 7 years ago

  “Are you home schooled?” “No I was in indoors”

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• AG

  @AGON17 · 6 years ago

  I&apos;m convinced Theo has a built in random word generator

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• OL

  @oldschoolmuscle4436 · 7 years ago (edited)

  The Rat King is an expert in rodentia. &nbsp;Who&apos;d a thought?

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• DO

  @doubleuponbob3397 · 7 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cIAJRJZWek&amp;t=911">15:11</a> &quot;Were you popular in high school?&quot; &nbsp;- &quot;I think our school wasn&apos;t super big, so everybody, I felt, was kinda popular in their own way&quot;. That&apos;s a great answer. Theo is a genuinely good dude with an interesting view on life.

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• TE

  @tennk07 · 4 years ago

  I love that one of Theo’s memories of his father is that he gave good hugs.

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• HA

  @hamltnm · 7 years ago

  &quot;Were you home-schooled?&quot; &quot;Nope, it was indoors.&quot; &nbsp;lol

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• PH

  @philiphall9609 · 7 years ago

  He remembers his dad gave good hugs. &nbsp;No jokes here. &nbsp;Thats just beautiful.

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