Nihilistic Cringe | A Review of Stones to Abbigale by Onision

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• KI

  @kiyoushu · 7 years ago

  "He doesn't do anything significant for the rest of the book. I mean he dies at one point" is arguably the greatest quote i have ever heard.

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• MO

  @MoniqueEiliyahCobb · 7 years ago

  <b>Seth is shooting up the school, killing 52 students, making it the second worst mass shooting in American history</b><br>James: ROLLERSKATE TIME

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• AM

  @amakeloooo · 7 years ago (edited)

  Me: <b>insecure about my writing</b><br><br>Stones to Abbigale: <b>exsists</b><br><br>Me: I am the God of literature and you shall bow to me.

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• DA

  @dailytzeentch1664 · 5 years ago (edited)

  &quot;If you can use anything apart from rape, don&apos;t use rape&quot; is advice a lot of authors need to hear

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• DO

  @DonnaCPunk · 6 years ago

  &quot;A loser in high school who never got over being a loser in high school&quot;. &nbsp; <br><br>That describes Onion all over. &nbsp; To the point he&apos;s still trying to &quot;date&quot; high school girls.

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• OH

  @OhItsGiggs · 7 years ago

  i&apos;m sorry but i haven&apos;t thought of something funnier than &quot;man roller skates into school to stop a mass shooting, but the floors are too sticky, so he takes them off and continues&quot; in a VERY long time

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• BI

  @bibastrashcan9028 · 5 years ago

  Just a friendly reminder that the &quot;barging in the significant other&apos;s classroom to make out in front of everyone&quot; scene had already been done in another story: My immortal

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• JU

  @justwannafreefx9419 · 7 years ago (edited)

  &quot;And Matthew doesn&apos;t do anything significant for the rest of the book<br><br>...He dies at one point&quot;

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• BL

  @BlueSpiritFire1 · 7 years ago

  It didn&apos;t hit me, until you reached the &apos;poopy poo poop&apos; line from Davis, that you - and others - actually had to go into this book blind and read things like that with your own two eyes.<br>Thank you, and I am <i>so sorry</i>

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• CA

  @calebjohnson7592 · 7 years ago

  &quot;He took his rollerskates off because the floors are sticky with blood.&quot; You could have made the entire review about that one line, and we would have gotten the whole picture.

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• NA

  @natebetts9426 · 1 year ago (edited)

  &quot;James, the boy who nearly saved the day.&quot; As opposed to the person who ACTUALLY saved the day?!<br>&quot;Hey, James, what&apos;s it like being the person who froze when it mattered most?&quot;

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• SC

  @ScythGrizz · 7 years ago

  When your book handles mental issues, abuse, and bullying worse than 13 reasons why, You screwed up.

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