Can I legally hire and then fire ALL of Twitch Chat?

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  @Surr3alD3sign · 2 months ago

  &quot;can you hire people without payment?&quot; <br>&quot;no no youd have to pay them minimum wage.&quot;<br><br>I cant prove it but Im 100% certain this exact conversation has happened in a board room somewhere in much less funny context

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  @JustlMash · 2 months ago

  the idea of a company laying off 60,001 people, leaving only the owner and a singular janitor, who (for whatever reason) is dealing with 600+ legal cases BY HIMSELF is maybe the funniest thing I&apos;ve heard all week

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  @Orillion123456 · 2 months ago

  There was a time when parkzer would have absolutely refused to even discuss a topic like this. And now he genuinely considered the thought experiment AND even offered to help for a mere four million buckaroos so he can retire afterwards. We&apos;ve come so far.

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  @CornDoesGames · 2 months ago

  &quot;Unfortunately this might actually work.&quot;<br>- Parkzer 2026

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  @pur3chao56 · 2 months ago

  DougDoug being the reason that employment laws would have to be changed would be the funniest thing ever

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  @liamcluett6203 · 2 months ago

  He should contact IBM to give him the four million, so that IBM no longer has the cloud of having laid off the most people in history over their head

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  @Elemental-Phoenix · 2 months ago

  This was during the sour patch stream. Which means one or more sour patch kids representatives probably had to sit there and watch Doug figure this out.

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  @Pigness7 · 2 months ago (edited)

  it would be very funny to add &quot;DougDoug&apos;s Layoff Company &nbsp; 2027-2027&quot; to my work history on my resume.

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  @MerkanMo · 2 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ee9FrFa2Xc&amp;t=690">11:30</a> We’re only three years away from the 100th anniversary of the Great Depression. Who’s ready for the reenactment?

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  @orca7895 · 2 months ago

  Imagine the DOL getting a complaint because dougdoug layoffs incorporated didn&apos;t pay 60,000 people for their 15 minutes of onboarding.

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  @PengwinGaming205 · 2 months ago

  Parker genuinely sounds like an exasperated accountant putting up with his dumbass billionaire boss who&apos;s about to tank the company for the 5th time this week

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  @thellamacorn00 · 2 months ago

  Why won&apos;t Parkzer be a surrogate to 60,001 layoffs? He&apos;s so selfish

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