They Upgraded The Strongest Unit? - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

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• JO

  @joshmings4419 · 4 years ago

  I love how he treats his Soldiers either like Shit or like Family. He jokes when they die, but he praised them with great pride when they win.

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• GE

  @gearnutanimations1988 · 5 years ago

  The fact that Cap sent Mono AND Six to fight lady liberty just gives me the worst kind of emotional PTSD, but it’s also hilarious how mini Mono just charges into battle with a hammer.

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• GA

  @gamagames4311 · 5 years ago (edited)

  Satan: <b>exists</b><br><br>Some rock and stick: “I’m about to end this mans whole career”

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• GO

  @goodet8279 · 5 years ago

  That guy down there with satan whispering some tips be like &nbsp;“ fight on two fronts and don’t dig in for winter we will be fine”

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• SW

  @swagpharius_swolemegon · 5 years ago (edited)

  “If I wanted advice from that time, I’m sure there’s an Austrian painter with my boss right now”<br><br>-captainsause, 2021, WWII Germany’s strategy

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• SK

  @skor514 · 5 years ago

  Fighting with hell’s army<br>Cap: Well, I’ll be dammed

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• DA

  @damianneeley5121 · 5 years ago

  Day 44 of telling sauce samari giant can deflect ballista arrow and tank shots

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• WU

  @wu2166 · 5 years ago (edited)

  “In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was the butt of a Tomato sauce themed Youtuber who was reluctant to fight an upgraded Chronomancer, and that meant comfort”<br>~Me I guess

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• CJ

  @CJ_1406 · 5 years ago

  Cap: <b>plays TABS</b><br><br>Mods: I&apos;m about to ruin this man&apos;s whole career.

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• SL

  @SLavigne63 · 5 years ago

  &quot;I&apos;m sure there&apos;s an Austrian painter hanging out with my boss right now&quot; I&apos;m dead 🤣

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• OF

  @officerdeath2195 · 5 years ago

  this looks like the chronomancer had a lengthy battle on mustafar and needed an upgrade after suffering a terrible defeat

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• AP

  @apolloknight9521 · 5 years ago (edited)

  “I would rather have a hobbit crawl up inside my butt and build a home than fight this thing!”<br><br>- CaptainSauce 2021

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