DSP Absolutely Sucks At Donkey Kong Bananza

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• FH

  @fhagane · 1 year ago

  Jesus christ he could be handed a million dollars and would still complain "yeah but why are all these 100 dollar bills and not 20s? This sucks!"

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• MR

  @Mr-DNA · 1 year ago

  My soul left my body when he finally learned how to activate Turf Surf, then proceeded to toss the solid stone into the void and kept trying to use a clump of loose dirt.

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• AS

  @Astroga159 · 1 year ago

  You can tell he loves his job: the dead eyes, fake laugh, bored face and rage at a game from a company known for making cartoony games to be playable by children

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• BL

  @block4562 · 1 year ago

  He just has no ability to read context clues. He could be locked in a room, and the only way out is to find the key, and every surface could be covered in arrowspointing directly at the key, which is sitting atop a crystal pedestal directly under a spotlight in the centre of the room, a painting of the key in the door on the wall next to the actual door, he would still struggle for an hour until he accidentally bumps into the pedestal with the key and says "What? I guess I'm supposed to do something with this now? But nobody told me, guess the idiot devs didn't think about that one"

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• LA

  @Larry · 1 year ago

  Love how Phil constantly brute forces the WRONG way to do a simple task, &nbsp;usually gaining it by pure eventual luck, &nbsp;and never thinking &quot;is this the right way to do it?&quot;, &nbsp; but blames the developer instead.<br><br>This is literally why Sony uses Phil&apos;s playthroughs to train level planners.

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• LO

  @LogiTheOG · 1 year ago

  &quot;I feel exhausted&quot; I know Phil, using 2 braincells is exhausting for you since its 2/3rds of all your braincells.

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• TO

  @Toddry · 1 year ago

  His stupidity is infuriating.

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• OL

  @oldoutlet6946 · 1 year ago

  &quot;What the hell?! I can&apos;t stop the momentum! There&apos;s no way of stopping!&quot;<br><br>He says as there&apos;s text at the bottom of the screen telling him the controls at all times, including one for how to stop.

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• PH

  @phinnyphinny8287 · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxF8a8hW3mk&amp;t=732">12:12</a> “why do you have to figure out things for yourself?“<br>Lmao

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• EL

  @El-Penguino · 1 year ago

  its truly a testament to civilization that a man of this intelligence is able to survive as long as he has

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• CR

  @cristianbasaez2850 · 1 year ago

  He really is one, if not, the worst player in the world. How can You suck at every Game.....

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• JO

  @jonnybrello4360 · 1 year ago

  Phil being baffled by a children&apos;s game is always expected, always annoying.

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