Jupiter - Tik-Tok’s Worst Degenerate

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• CO

  @CosmicTheCalamity · 3 years ago

  I didn't know that a side effect of nicotine was Pedophilia. Probably should add that to the surgeon generals warning.

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• BA

  @Based_IRL · 3 years ago

  Things ive learned recently:<br>•nearly every lolcow is a pedophile<br>•nearly every irl streamer is a drug addict

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• TH

  @TheGhostbusterfan · 3 years ago

  A mistake is forgetting to get milk while at the shop. A mistake is leaving your backpack at work. What Jupiter has done is a literal crime.

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• LU

  @LuxCarraway · 3 years ago (edited)

  &quot;I beg your forgiveness for the pedophilia I have done&quot; literally stunned me. That might be the first time that particular collection of words has ever been uttered

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• VE

  @VersusArdua · 3 years ago

  Props to that girl interviewing him for not erupting into hysterical laughter, you can tell how on the edge she is throughout and it&apos;s fucking hilarious

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• BE

  @Beejuice.08 · 3 years ago

  What&apos;s insane is when I was a young teen (13-16) the local p3d0s would OFTEN say they were vampires or werewolves or other mythical beings of a similar nature in order to prey on the &quot;emo&quot; or &quot;goth&quot; kids like myself because part of grooming is isolation and picking someone who&apos;s already a social outcast makes that so much easier.

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• ME

  @Meowdi333 · 3 years ago

  “I only dated minors for show” is not the defense that he thinks it is 😭

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• MO

  @moonlightwarrior96 · 3 years ago

  To say he&apos;s &quot;shoulder to shoulder with Cyraxx&quot; isn&apos;t accurate, Cyraxx has no shoulders. Come on, Smokey, you&apos;re the expert in this field.

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• KN

  @Knowone1mportant-tavi · 3 years ago

  He’s like a mix of White Bowser, Onision, and Chris Chan. I never thought I’d see a more terrifying lolcow than Daniel Larson.

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• VA

  @vajbujem6698 · 3 years ago

  i thought vampires and werewolves are supposed be deceivingly attractive and have really healthy teeth, this guy just invented a new species

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• KR

  @kriskartoon5435 · 3 years ago

  I yearn for the days where every single new lolcow isn&apos;t a pedophile, but sadly I think those days are long gone

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• MA

  @Mayyo_nais · 3 years ago

  It feels like he&apos;s stuck in the mid 2000s era where everyone believed they were werewolves and emo vampires.

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