Squirrel Stapler is Absolutely Nuts

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  @PowerPakGames · 3 years ago · pinned

  What do we do with the Big Squirrel though...?<br><br>More videos to come soon, so stay tuned!

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  @GooTheMighty · 9 months ago

  I know the obvious conclusion about the wife is that the protagonist killed her, but what if she was always a haunted corpse, and the protagonist didn’t see that as a deal breaker while they were dating.

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  @teamcyeborg · 2 years ago

  &quot;I&apos;m sure she&apos;s just hungry.&quot; Followed by the sound of stapling five squirrels to your wife is the funniest thing to me

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  @theclassybaryonyx · 3 years ago (edited)

  Back in my day we could staple squirrels to our miss&apos;s without being called &quot;crazy&quot; or a &quot;psychopath&quot;

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  @personaldinouse · 2 years ago

  &quot;The flies have made her rotten&quot;<br>I love how the main character is casting blame off of himself like the psycho he is. He deep down knows the truth but is in denial, hoping that the more he kill squirrels, the better his wife will become.

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  @muttipi · 3 years ago (edited)

  idk why but &quot;i wish she were beautiful like the squirrels of the wood, and so i will cover her in the squirrels of the wood,&quot; is such a fire line to me.

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  @CharlotteBeaulieu-Curtin · 3 years ago

  That &quot;commiting sins&quot; screen just looks like a shitpost and I love it so much for some reason

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  @koji8872 · 3 years ago (edited)

  Fun fact: The squirrel facts are MOSTLY facts about lobsters

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  @bruhlordofthemoment · 2 years ago (edited)

  I think the funniest thing about the game is that the siren wailing at the end is actually just his infant kid pitch shifted and slowed down

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  @torusorus7803 · 3 years ago

  &quot;God is Here&quot; gotta be one of the funniest yet horrifying lines in any of David Szymanski&apos;s games

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  @Lor_Fiji · 2 years ago

  After watching this I decided to check the game out for myself and actually noticed that if you step into that stone henge type thing that damages you when “God Appears” &nbsp;and die before that final jumpscare- you can “restart day” and then go straight to sleep- you wake up on day 6 and it seems to just keep going… no more notes from what I’ve seen but endless squirrel stapling. <br><br>I haven’t seen anyone say anything about this anywhere so I thought I would share it!

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  @iCrustacean · 2 years ago

  the note that reads <br>&quot;I don&apos;t want squirrels. I want skin. Give me back my skin. <br>Or give me yours instead.&quot; <br>is actually kinda terrifying.

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