X-RAY ABUSE | Papers Please - Part 4

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• DA

  @DarkenedDawn · 5 years ago

  The Virgin Mark: &quot;OH NO THERES A BOMB&quot;<br><br>The Chad Border Officer: &quot;What a piece of shit, a simpleton created this.&quot;

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• TR

  @treshmengob · 5 years ago

  I can just imagine mark in an actual booth just yelling out to the line &quot;give me bribes then we&apos;ll see&quot; in front of all the guards who don&apos;t give a shit cause they just wanna get paid and go home

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• HJ

  @hjonkhjonk_1645 · 5 years ago

  Most of Mark’s playthrough of this game can be summed up in the sentence<br>“I don&apos;t make the rules, and if you bribe me, I don&apos;t enforce them either”

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• AL

  @alexthetiger96 · 5 years ago (edited)

  Watching Mark yell at his fictional son about wanting expensive crayons for a whole ass minute, then proceeding to buy it anyway was the most dad thing I&apos;ve ever seen from him. Even moreso than all the &quot;Impor&quot; jokes

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• SA

  @sarahhutchinson1644 · 5 years ago

  “I don’t make the rules. I don’t even enforce them half the time.” -markiplier2021

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• TE

  @temtrys · 5 years ago

  I find it funny that some dude comes in and drops in a bomb, and the guard dude just comes in and is like, &quot;The fuck is this? They barely even tried.&quot;

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• PA

  @paperrunway · 5 years ago

  Mark: &quot;If I gave him a card it must be good&quot;<br>The last time he gave an engineer a card: &quot;FOR KOLECHIAAAAA&quot; <b>boom</b>

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• GA

  @gamingseizure · 5 years ago

  Mark: * gets live bomb from terrorist *<br>Guard: &quot;this is the shittiest bomb I have ever seen&quot;<br>Mark: * defuses bomb *<br>Guard: * continues to insult bomb *

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• KU

  @kuvalparhar8939 · 5 years ago (edited)

  That guard is such a G. Dude just singlehandly saved over half of everybody at the checkpoint by calling the bomb a piece of crap. He even sold it.

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• US

  @user-tp7ry2iz2m · 5 years ago

  terrorist: gives inspector an active bomb<br>Guard: <b>&quot;oh, hah.&quot;</b>

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• TH

  @thatmf4716 · 5 years ago

  Mark judging characters:<br>“You ain’t bald. Okay, maybe you are.”<br>“Dark hair. Is this what you call dark hair?”<br>“Well, I don’t like your face.”<br>“Woah, we got friccin Jason trying to cross abroad here.”<br>“Is this you?”

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• UN

  @UndershirtRenegade · 5 years ago

  I like contrasting how Mark and Jack play.<br>Jack - I&apos;m going to get everything right!!<br>Mark - Please. Go away.

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