The Funniest Jokes About Dating | Stand-Up Comedy Compilation

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  @ThePancakeJedi · 3 months ago (edited)

  oh my god that yellow and purplish blue makes me so excited

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• DI

  @DiyBronwynsmithreacts263 · 3 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrxDsC7nsPM&amp;t=1552">25:52</a> I called it freeballin it😂 lmfao 😂😂

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• AD

  @ADP_Esp · 2 months ago

  &quot;A dude wanting to put a baby in you is sexy....until he means it&quot; 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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• SQ

  @Squatch8061 · 2 months ago

  I’m against circumcision and that joke at the end is hilarious. 😂<br><br>People need to get over that shit.

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• ME

  @megb9700 · 3 months ago

  Fearne you are a legend!

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• TH

  @ThePancakeJedi · 3 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrxDsC7nsPM&amp;t=2040">34:00</a> daaaammmmnnn that voice

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• LI

  @Lisoptional · 2 months ago

  Dang, put together well. &nbsp;Hit the spot for female entertainment, keep it going 🥂

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• PE

  @petersnood5701 · 3 months ago

  Hey Ariel, there are always some exceptions to the rule, always!..................

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• MR

  @MrRitch13 · 1 month ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrxDsC7nsPM&amp;t=124">2:04</a> do you think it sounds better saying hey I don&apos;t care I&apos;ll go anywhere to find somebody versus I want someone close to me so I know I can meet them

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• JO

  @jonnahaywood9228 · 2 months ago

  I guess I&apos;m an antique &nbsp;coz I met my man 42 yrs ago in 1984 face to face! Lmao!! You guys don&apos;t know all you missed. All the emotions and hiding spot a person can find b4 giving them a chance and finally realizing ur meant to be together. Of course we divorced in 1993 but not because we weren&apos;t meant to be together but due to the fact we were both walking around with our ego hanging out. We never once stopping depending on, talking to, being there or having sex except for when he married someone else and I told him no I dint roll like that. It didn&apos;t take long and he was eating at my table again now we live 1 Blick apart and enjoy most days and nights together but each have our own house. Everyone, even people we done know can see it. We drove to a farm that sells peaches last night and he went I&apos;m then I walked in like 5-10 min later. I said nothing to anyone nor did I stand or touch to my man but the owner pointed at me and stated &quot;and there she is, ur his women aren&apos;t you?&quot; Mike shook his head &quot;yes, how&apos;d you know?&quot; And the man said, &quot;it&apos;s obvious&quot; we both took that as a compliment besides the fact I&apos;ve gone places with other men throughout the years that I really clicked with and liked but no one ever pointed out the &quot;obvious&quot;. So yes we&apos;re still together after all these years and have known all along we were meant for each other no matter who else showed up. So yall don&apos;t know honestly all the growing and passion you&apos;ve missed by the online questionnaires you take. That question how far would u travel for the right one. Well we both lived approx 1/2 a Mike apart and we didn&apos;t know each other nor did we run in close to same circles and still there was no fake masks. He wanted and I proved over and over I didn&apos;t until the evening he proved to me that there ain&apos;t no number if miles or mountains he would climb to get me to just give him 1 single chance and get to know more than what I saw about him. And our love is still so strong the world can see it, it has always seen it!

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• AC

  @ac-so4so · 2 months ago

  I had to look up what the southern cross tattoo meant 😅

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• ST

  @steve.n.t · 3 months ago

  Circumstantial evidence = a bag of hula hoops?

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