Math Tutor Doesn't Recognize Chris Hansen (Calls 13 Year Old His Soul Mate)

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  @becca6703 · 5 years ago

  Fun Fact: some of the predators who talk to decoys don't show up at the house, so the cops track them down and arrest them anyway

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  @seifkarim6785 · 5 years ago

  I’m more concerned with the fact that this man is a private math tutor meaning he was probably left alone with kids for hours at a time, hope everyone he tutored is safe

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  @marielhaynes · 10 months ago

  the thing that kills me about this one is that he is very likely a mandated reporter due to his job, so the line "i was slightly concerned" just further solidifies what his intentions were. there are proper channels that mandated reporters are meant to go through, but i can assure you that showing up at their house is not one of them

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  @AtomickidPhantom · 5 years ago

  What did this guy expect? That Chris would be like<br>Chris: &quot;I&apos;m Chris Hansen&quot;<br>Thriller: &quot;No, you&apos;re not&quot;<br>Chris: &quot;*Understandable, have nice day* Cut cameras guys, we got the wrong guy. You sir have fun&quot;?

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  @decrepitgirl · 5 years ago

  Chris Hansen: &quot;I&apos;m Chris Hansen&quot;<br>Math teacher: &quot;I reject your hypothesis&quot;

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  @mariaf.1732 · 4 years ago

  Absolutely this guy is an experienced manipulative predator. His way of hinting at the sexual stuff without technically saying it is how predators sow doubt and get away with careful grooming, casually upping the sexuality step by step.

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  @c.0l.e2003 · 5 years ago

  Chris Hansen: “I’m Chris Hansen.”<br>Predator: “No you’re not!”<br>Chris: “Yes I am”<br>Predator: “No.... I’M Chris Hansen, take a seat.”

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  @daisychainsreads · 5 years ago

  I love the “I’m actually here to protect her” move. <br><br>Chris Hansen always looks at them like “bro... we really gonna do this? I can end you right here, right now.”

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  @beultra3083 · 3 years ago

  I can&apos;t understand these people, if I&apos;m having a great afternoon with pizza and weed, why the hell would I want a 13 year old bothering me?

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  @CornbreadOracle · 5 years ago

  Pro tip: never do anything that requires a “Chris Hansen check” when you walk in the door.

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  @alliemaruu · 5 years ago

  What a freudian slip, him saying “concerned she’s talking to people a lot younger” these predators, despite being disgusting pieces of crap, be funny af 😂

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  @coinwater8511 · 5 years ago

  I love how the predators are so concerned about their futures and they &quot;can&apos;t afford&quot; for this to happen, but don&apos;t have a second thought about the impacts the night would have had on the kids they&apos;re planning to abuse.

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