Sales Down, Pay Up: Inside Tesla’s Strange New Reality!

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• PB

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• CH

  @chriscoombs88 · 1 year ago

  &apos;Sales Down, Pay Up&apos; is the title of Patrick&apos;s debut rap album...

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• SO

  @soldiersvejk2053 · 1 year ago

  When you realize the stock price of Tesla solely depends on Elon’s personal image as a “genius”, it all makes sense.

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• SL

  @slmille4 · 1 year ago

  I’m going to spend the entire work week shitposting on social media, then ask my boss for a giant raise to help motivate and energize me and see what happens

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• NI

  @Nick-dg3pd · 1 year ago

  They could have saved themselves $29 billion and gotten rid of their most toxic &quot;asset&quot; in a single move. That board is awful

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  @318ishonk · 1 year ago

  Can&apos;t be focused and energized without 29 billion, no doubt about that. I&apos;ll let my boss know next time he&apos;s questioning my performance.

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• LE

  @leanmchungry4735 · 1 year ago

  Musk said Patrick’s critique was spot on, and wants to reward him with a Neuralink implant and a luxury trip to Mars.

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• DA

  @davianoinglesias5030 · 1 year ago

  No company can lose that much in sales and still retain it&apos;s stock price at that high price. Tesla is definitely meme stock

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• BA

  @BarrySW19 · 1 year ago (edited)

  Tesla is a meme stock propped up solely by Musk&apos;s fanbase. That&apos;s what gives him the power to demand whatever he likes because the company has no value without him (actually it doesn&apos;t have much value with him, but his presence holds back the day when everyone realises that).

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• DE

  @dellafella22 · 1 year ago

  Tesla is eventually going to make Enron look like a minor accounting error.

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• EN

  @endlesshorizon2000 · 1 year ago

  Tesla is not a company that sells cars, it is a company that sells stock

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• DR

  @drumpounder778 · 1 year ago

  How is selling 7.5 billion before a sales report he knows will tank the stock not classed as fraud, that’s insane

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