What They Don't Tell You About Red Dragons - D&D

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• SP

  @Spacew12 · 7 years ago

  "When a red dragon is fighting you it is thinking about all the great loot you may have". So most players playing D&D do it with the mindset of red dragons.

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• ME

  @Mega2Sis · 7 years ago

  My elven bard found a red egg and no knowledge about dragons. He’s very excited to see it hatch and raise it. The rest of the group is not.

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• BA

  @Bahatmogan · 7 years ago

  &quot;Thordak the Cinder King,<br>Had a Very Shiny Gem,<br>And if You Ever Saw It,<br>Run The F*** Away From Him.&quot; - Scanlan Shorthalt

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• VI

  @victorautor2942 · 7 years ago

  Steel dragons: Role playing<br>Red dragons: looting<br><br>They are just like players, but MORE into everything

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• JG

  @JG.R-17 · 7 years ago (edited)

  how to play a Red Dragon TL;DR:<br>play an über-mighty Murder-Hobo.

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• NA

  @naoura4939 · 7 years ago

  You know... a really, <b>really</b> evil Bard could just start telling stories about a Legendary Red Dragon that laid waste to far off lands, naming very specific places that it wished to strike next.<br><br><br>Basically, manipulating the Pride of Red dragons to send a wave of destruction out.

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• JA

  @jamescornell5297 · 7 years ago

  Red: I have the greatest hoard in the world and anyone who claims otherwise is wrong.<br><br>Slave: My lord! We have received news of another red dragon who claims his hoard is bigger.<br><br>Red: Oh IT IS ON!!! Come at me, b!tch!

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• SU

  @SuperGamefreak18 · 7 years ago

  getting acid reflux from eating a red dragon, also known as the dragon&apos;s last laugh

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• KE

  @ketchup-clinic389 · 7 years ago (edited)

  “Dragon meat is spicy.”<br><br><br><br><br>Mexico wants to know your location

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• TH

  @TheMorbidHobbiest · 7 years ago

  &quot;What&apos;s the matter with Grog? He&apos;s been in the outhouse all day.&quot;<br>&quot;Red dragon revenge. &quot;

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• FE

  @FervidorPrime · 6 years ago

  Now I&apos;m just imagining some adventurers coming across a juvenile red dragon who follows them around while being really tsundere about not needing any help surviving.

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• DP

  @DPSpade4ever · 7 years ago

  Red dragons = high elfs<br><br>Damn thalmor.

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