Should We Fight Now or After Lunch? — The Human Response Terrified The Empire — And For Good Reason

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• BR

  @brairfox01 · 3 months ago

  Reminds me of my son in Mosul. Calls me up while bbq&apos;ing under mortar fire . I would hear the incoming . What are yall doing son. Oh bbq&apos;ing , sitting on pallet porch betting on if they&apos;re long , short or duds . Cool , wait was that one I just heard , yeah dad . Long . &quot;Waiting , waiting and boom&quot; Dad right on &nbsp;. Our Lt come running by . Stopped and asked what the hell we were doing. Then he had a beer with us . Said he would try to get back and have a hamburger. &nbsp;About the most exciting thing today was a sniper in the hotel across the wall taking pot shots at us . Man cant take a shite around here without getting shot at . &nbsp;I told him. &nbsp;Don&apos;t forget the Charmin. &nbsp;He said, Dad your a smart ass. And ya wonder where you and your brothers and sister gets it from .<br>Excellent story .

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• PA

  @paulmanningsmithii1320 · 3 months ago

  Yep you eat and sleep when you can, take it easy man.

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• JL

  @jlspldart · 2 months ago

  This would make a great &apos;Mel Brooks&apos; style Sci-Fi/comedy if it had the right director and producer! 😆

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• JA

  @jayfenwenzel6531 · 2 months ago

  At the seven minute mark<br>Gotta keep your prioritys straight they&apos;re important

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• TH

  @theGimpfantry · 1 month ago

  The continuing &quot; I want to be honest with you, to be completely transparent etc&quot; makes me glad I don&apos;t work in the &quot;professional&quot; sector. &nbsp;It is nauseating...

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• BE

  @benstuart808 · 7 days ago

  The wisdom of &quot;we wait until <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1mni6UbVBA&amp;t=150">2:30</a>&quot;

• DO

  @donaldboyd7496 · 2 months ago

  Odd... But enjoyable story. &nbsp;Finally a story were the aliens weren&apos;t Genocidal freaks or lobotomized donkeys... <br><br>They actually paused, thought things through and read reports about humanity. &nbsp;Finally, a species that thinks before they try and kill things. <br><br>Well done.

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• MA

  @MarshallMasters · 1 month ago

  Know your enemy. &nbsp;I really enjoyed this story.

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• TI

  @tinman67641 · 4 weeks ago

  I actually thought of a story like this where the guy on the radio claims that Sarah Chen or Marcus Webb weren’t available for another three Tuesdays. “Yeh, well Vex Nor has kind of booked the next two invasion slots. It’s his fifth attempt but he keeps trying. Alena Vasquez might be able to meet you by next Thursday if you’re willing to wait in que. The Keth Empire and Council Fleet are ahead of you. Do you want us to use rail guns or quantum weapons?”

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• DO

  @DoBLaB11-ky5xj · 2 months ago

  Glory to Briton for standing alone, steadfast against Nazi Germany. I had to step out of the box, from fantasy to reality to express honor where it tremendously deserves it. Churchill was a Godsend who led the world to safety that should be appreciated for evermore. With the likes of Neville Chamberlain we would be led into hell. On with the story, where a detail can make us stop and be reminded to be thankful.

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  @1127fctwosw · 2 months ago

  Twisted Sister? <br><br>nice touch.

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• TY

  @TylerKrimson · 3 weeks ago

  <b>the sounds of drawers slamming open and closed repeatedly</b> &quot;Awe, dammit, fck, sh*t, where did i put that self preservation instinct? Fck fck fck where is it?&quot; 😂😂😂😂