Straight People are Doomed

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  @awkwardukulele · 1 year ago

  "our pronouns are they/them"  "Oh, you're nonbinary?"  "No lmao, we're very binary.  There's literally two of us in here"

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• SH

  @sharkboo7122 · 1 year ago

  Fun fact about the sperm race thing: it's not the first sperm that gets to the egg that wins, it's the egg that chooses which one gets in. So you not only won, you were chosen out of millions because you are so special :)

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• JU

  @JuniDubz · 1 year ago

  I don't understand why people are marrying other people that they hate???? Like, marry a person you feel comfortable spending your life with, not conforming your life to live with them.

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• S4

  @S4b3r0id · 1 year ago

  if gay people are doomed and straight people are doomed am I double doomed as a bi person or do they cancel each other out

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• WI

  @Windfoxm · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZDroWos0tk&amp;t=468">7:48</a> &quot;Men used to conquer land to expand their empires.&quot; Lmao why is he saying that as if he would&apos;ve been anything but a peasant?

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• KB

  @kb7633 · 1 year ago

  eyelash trimming is insane because that&apos;s like. your barrier for infections? how masculine do you think you&apos;re going to look with styes swelling up your eyelids man

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• Z3

  @z3iro383 · 1 year ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZDroWos0tk&amp;t=140">2:20</a> Conservatives mock people so much for using the singular &quot;they,&quot; but get obsessed enough with it to <i>forget the plural &quot;they&quot;</i>

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• CL

  @cloudykid7278 · 1 year ago

  Forcing your partner to be in a bj pose for a wedding photo is DIABOLICAL 🥀<br><br>What would you guys tell anyone that sees your wedding photos???

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• FR

  @FrankCiscoFrankCisco · 1 year ago

  People are just doomed in general.

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• KU

  @Kulkogo · 1 year ago (edited)

  Transitioning from Straight to Horizontal as we speak, even I cannot escape the LGTV community

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• RO

  @RonanDahlman-ci1ql · 1 year ago

  Took 14 seconds to realize that I’m doomed. Cooked, toasted, screwed, you name it.

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• PU

  @purplecat4977 · 1 year ago

  This feels less like &apos;are the straights okay&apos; and more like &apos;is the manosphere okay&apos;, and the answer to that question is &apos;no&apos;.

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