I played Sonic Chronicles, so you don't have to
2.1M views · Dec 25, 2022 · Gaming
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@SonictheHedgehog · 3 years ago
I noticed we look really sweet in this video.
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@aeroson3889 · 3 years ago
While the music being deleted is sadly not true, there is something else about the music which is in my opinion even funnier:<br>Apparently, the music had to be removed due to "legal reasons" and Bioware decided that the only logical thing to do was to steal music from Sonic Fansites. But they even fucked up that and because of time constraints they didn't manage to make some percussion instruments actually play.
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@michaelmoroney423 · 3 years ago
This game also contains arguably the best "Timmy fell down a well" joke ever written: at one point an NPC asks you to save his son Timmy, who has fallen down a well. You go down the well and discover that 'Timothy' is a grown man who inspects wells for a living.
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@KittyLitterYT · 3 years ago
I'm in absolute AWE of Rouge having the ability to "distract enemies with feminine wiles"<br>forget furries, she was some bioware employee's sexual awakening apparently
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@lukeskylicker · 3 years ago
Easily the best bad game I've ever played.<br><br>Also Alpharad completely glossing over how if you play your dialog right you can get a romantic confession from Amy and state bluntly that yes, Dexter was obviously not real.
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@RyoshuGamingReal · 3 years ago (edited)
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TynskGOOS5w&t=474">7:54</a> no way in hell he just silly walked, carpet bombed shadow, stood <b>in front of it</b> , then started dancing
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@Jessayleee · 3 years ago
you still can’t convince me this is how the game actually ends
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@jettfire4424 · 3 years ago
I like how the devs just shill themselves at the end
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@hootle4641 · 3 years ago
What's funny is Penders' lawsuit didn't just prevent a sequel. It's a pretty fascinating read, he basically derailed the entire series, forced a giant reboot and caused Sega to create new restrictions and censorship rules.
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@cleffee · 3 years ago
Loved this game as a kid, played it several times over. I have no recollection of the entire space plotline
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@johnpinto8299 · 3 years ago
Not only does it end on a cliffhanger but bioware had the balls to dickstroke themselves this is a masterpiece truely
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@pikminman13 · 3 years ago
Fun fact, if you keep the credits going, Omega finishes them because Tails gets tired, then Sonic falls asleep and Omega calls them stupid meatbags.
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