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What If The Dursleys Actually Loved Harry Potter?

58K views · May 3, 2026 · Entertainment

Comments · 414

  • @pathofdragonsradio · 4 months ago · pinned

    Yes!! This is the first script I wrote for Theorist and it's easily one of my favorites! It's really an honor to work with such a great channel and community. And a huge shout-out to the one who coined this theory. ❤

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  • @gzlzmaistro · 4 months ago

    If Vernon doesn't merc some dark wizard with his double-barrel, then I don't want it!

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  • @GhostofRazzgrizz3 · 4 months ago

    Death eater-“Avada….”<br>Vernon-Faster trigger finger

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  • @wolfkniteX · 4 months ago

    I honestly found it really clever how all the stuff the Dursleys did to Harry like, keeping the letters from him and putting the bars on the window basically stay the same, but under completely different contexts.

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  • @McOuroborosBurger · 4 months ago

    I think Bellatrix getting tunnel vision when she saw Sirius would&apos;ve been an awesome moment for Vernon to take her shit smoove off with his double barrel.

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  • @xela_944 · 4 months ago

    <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOfFSqOFDqI&amp;t=746">12:26</a> Aunt Petunia should have at least gone to Diagon Alley like Hermione&apos;s parents do in Book 2. Her whole trauma was from Dumbledore politely saying she couldn&apos;t come to Hogwarts. So being able to see Diagon Alley would be a story unto itself

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  • @cauldrohn · 4 months ago

    &quot;You&apos;re a wizard, Harry&quot; from Dudley is gold xD!

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  • @Sauwk · 4 months ago

    &quot;Oh no! Voldemort is still alive and seemingly immortal!&quot;<br><br>cut his legs, cut his arms, cut his tongue, put out his eyes and destroy his brain just enough to make him a barely breathing vegetable.<br><br>&quot;anyway.&quot;

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  • @TheWittyGentleman · 4 months ago

    Voldemort: Avada Kadavra!!!<br>Vernon: Avada Ka-second amendment!!!

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  • @ecojosh1 · 4 months ago

    What if muggles adopted Tom Riddle when he was a baby?

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  • @Tristan_00715 · 4 months ago

    I THOUGHT Vernon would end up shooting Voldemort with his shotgun 😢.

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  • @TitanWar93 · 4 months ago

    Harry Python: On second thought, let&apos;s NOT go to Hogwarts. It is a silly place.

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