Can You Survive Living with a Fnaf Animatronic? (The Fnaf Roommate Guide Part 2!!)

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  @malak_mask9783 · 1 month ago · pinned

  I have been trying to figure out the best way to show this to someone for the six months. I didn&apos;t want to make it feel like I was demanding you listen to me or that I thought you were doing things wrong. But in all honesty, I think the regret of not posting this at all is going to sting worse than the regret of getting someone annoyed with me. So I will give you the praise for this idea: I love the scenarios you post that aren&apos;t just situations to deal with but active moral dilemmas, and I like how you manage to make an entire roster of 6ft tall temperamental robots still feel distinct from each other. So I leaned more into what I liked. I challenged myself to make no character that was both a robot and murderous.<br><br>Psychic Friend Fredbear<br>This tiny little plushtoy is not listed on the fazbear store page... or any store page for that matter, and yet here it is deciding that you are going to be its new owner. It knows of your little problem with some other new friends and is here to help as your latest assistant. It has vast amounts of knowledge on anything fazbear and will glady share it with you if it means you can take care of your animatronics better... but it also has a vast amount of information on you, and it&apos;s not afraid to use that information against you should it sense you are being a reluctant care taker. (example: Threatening to tell Funtime Freddy about an obscure childhood fear you have)<br><br>Psychic Friend Fredbear really doesn&apos;t need much living space requirements given how small it is. Don&apos;t bother locking anything, it can teleport. You don&apos;t need to worry about any &quot;Chucky&quot; Shenanigans unless you did something to anger it. It is very protective of the classics and the toys, oddly enough has a calming effect on Golden Freddy, absolutely despises Springtrap (Who&apos;s busy wondering &quot;If I&apos;m me then who are you?&quot;), and is plushtraps&apos;s favorite chew toy. Funtime Freddy likes the amount of weird knowledge Fredbear has... but suspects that Fredbear is trying to replace Bon-Bon. Also Fredbear and the puppet used to be great friends until they had a... difference of opinion I&apos;ll say.<br><br>Fredbear&apos;s scenario: You are woken in the middle of the night by a horrifically vivid nightmare. You try to go back to sleep, but wake up again an hour later from the same nightmare. Thankfully, your best butt Psychic Friend Fredbear knows what&apos;s happening to you and how to fix it. You are haunted. To end the haunting: All you need to do is take Fredbear to the hospital in the middle of town, and place him on a very specific hospital bed. Now, this would be straight forward if the hospital was abandoned, but it&apos;s still in operation and actively staffed. So, what&apos;s your plan on getting in? Break in? Fake an illness? Get a real injury? Or say forget the hospital and live the rest of your life off of caffeine. If you have other animatronics in your house, do you think they can help? (Don&apos;t let Funtime Freddy overhear your plan to send yourself to a hospital.)<br><br><br>Lolbit<br>You do not wake up to see a gargantuan metal monster at the foot of your bed, but instead a strange app on your phone that you don&apos;t remember installing... and on your laptop... and your TV too? I hope you didn&apos;t use the internet constantly, because now anytime you use any electronic, you will have to bargain with this digital fox for access to it. As a bodyless AI that grew up on the internet, it&apos;s personality is definity eclectic to put it mildly. But don&apos;t let it&apos;s randomness trick you into thinking that its stupid or doesn&apos;t have a deeper purpose. It is a funtime. It wasn&apos;t built for capture or distraction, but surveillance to find proper victims. The only reason it bothered revealing itself to you is do to a nigh terminal boredom from 24/7 internet videos.<br><br>I don&apos;t know why you need to bother with the living space of a purely digital entity. And it&apos;s not like you can hide files on your laptop now that it&apos;s the admin of it. Assuming you can reason with Lolbit to access something online, expect constant comments and questions about what you are looking at. It&apos;s need for entertainment makes it a menace when interacting with other animatronics, as it&apos;s lack of a physical body has inspired it to get VERY good at heckling over the years. It can and will exploit Toy Freddy&apos;s love of video games by causing his game to lag, crash, or even corrupt his save file. The only people it would never screw over are Springtrap, it&apos;s master, and Funtime Foxy, its sibling and the closest thing it will ever have to a friend.<br><br>Lolbit&apos;s scenario: The worst day of Lolbit&apos;s life has finally happened: It is bored of the internet. It has scoured every corner top to bottom and can no longer find anything that even surprises it. But it has heard a lot of talk about having a body. Maybe plucking the ivory keys of a forte piano(IHNMAIMS) would be a worthwhile experience. No, it&apos;s not asking you to build it a body, it already has one buried somewhere in the funtime facility. All it needs is someone with hands to go down, follow its instructions, find the room with robot fox and a laptop, and pull the orange chip off the laptop and into the robot. Now, assuming Lolbit is being genuine, this is a huge undertaking it is asking of you. To give up it&apos;s immeasurable power over your data and the only life it ever new to have eyes and hands like yours(steampianist thing)... then remember I told you to make an assumption that it wasn&apos;t just trying to lure you into a deathtrap for its own amusement. But if you refuse... what could it not do to you? Leak your IP? Drain your bank account? Text your ex? The fact that it hasn&apos;t done any of that yet might just be luck... is your luck going to hold if you do something to offend it?<br><br><br>Funtime Chica<br>A 6ft tall metal monster that is NOT temperamental and doesn&apos;t have a murderous bone in her body. In fact, she wants absolutely nothing more than to make everyone around her happy! Note: Her people pleasing behavior can and already had been used against her. Another warning, she&apos;s a bit of a klutz. She can still hurt you but it will be entirely accidental. She will try to help you recover and will be very very very very VERY sorry about the ordeal.<br><br>The problem with Funtime Chica is that she&apos;s big, heavy, and like jumping around and exploring. Do you know the psi your floorboards can handle before they collapse? Find out now please. As for the other animatronics, others can get very annoyed with her constant, cheery, peppy, upbeat attitude. So look out of the signs that an animatronic is uncomfortable and just grab Funtime Chica&apos;s attention. You will also have to keep in mind that she is programmed to be guilt tripped. Even if she has no innate murderous tendencies, she might be pressured into a scheme by Springtrap, Circus Baby, Funtime Freddy, Funtime Foxy, Lolbit... okay the list is actually pretty long. So, you might want to teach her how to stand her ground... or that could backfire horribly. I don&apos;t know.<br><br>Funtime Chica&apos;s scenario: Funtime Chica hasn&apos;t been acting like herself today. She&apos;s nervous, dodging your attention, and telling lots of obvious lies that imply that she&apos;s gone somewhere you wouldn&apos;t want her to. To top it all off, she locks herself in your bathroom and has a confession with her cupcake. The only reason you know this part is because she forgot that a confession is supposed to be quiet. But, the other funtimes had called her away to help them kidnap a child. The mission was a success, and the guilt is eating her alive. So, what do you say to her? Do you comfort her and assure her she still has worth as a person? Do you confront her about her clearly toxic friend group? Or do you say nothing at all so that she never realizes you eavesdropped on her?<br><br><br>As for non character events, I used a d20: <br>1.(Don&apos;t make me.) your car battery breaks and you need to choose which animatronic to destroy and get a new battery from. I like the idea of an event that forces you to play the bad guy.<br>2.(Double Trouble.) You accidentally summon an AR skin of one of your existing animatronics. I hope you got someone who&apos;d get along well with himself, like Freddy, and not someone who wouldn&apos;t, Toy Bonnie, or someone who would, BB. Fun fact: Having two springtraps in your house is actually safer than having one.<br>19.(White out.) I made a blizzard event where you are all snowed in.<br>20.(Double Character situation) Two character situations happen at the same time... but you can only deal with one. I think it has better moral balancing than any of the others. Like it is more complicated questions than just logic vs love. I still remember a situation I had where Lefty broke out in search of something at the exact same time that Funtime Foxy &quot;adopted&quot; (kidnapped) a child and brought him home. Do you deal with the child and allow Lefty to do whatever it broke out of the house to do? Or do you hunt down lefty and risk leaving a child alone with a funtime?<br><br>Anyways, my fingers are hurting. I&apos;d like to hear the thoughts of those who read this.

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  @BloopTheNoop · 1 month ago

  Roxanne has ordered me to kill Music Man so I know what I’m doing tonight

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  @Bobbys_purse · 1 month ago

  Glamrock Bonnie gives me “drug addicted rockstar who ruined his life with his addiction” vibes. It’s pretty sad.

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• CA

  @casualcommenter7152 · 1 month ago (edited)

  Ennard: “Yo dog can I get some ice cream?”<br>Michael: “Only a scoop-ful.”<br><b>Ennard then proceeds to disembowel Michael with a comically large extraction machine. The twist here is that by killing Michael &amp; overtaking his identity using the parameters of a “scoop-ful,” they have assumed the position of primary homeowner and can pretty much eat all the ice cream they want, while still only having a “scoop-ful” of ice cream.</b>

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  @Herbert-west-re-animator · 1 month ago

  Glamrock Freddy is a recommend purchase for all single parents, orphanages, or understaffed elementary schools (not high schools, poor Freddy&apos;s heart isn&apos;t strong enough to endure the amount of bricks they throw at him. His chassis may be sturdy but the emotional damage is very real)

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• KH

  @KHS-md5hj · 1 month ago

  Pit Trap: I’m your dad now and unlike your last one, I always come back!

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  @hopelesslybuni8151 · 1 month ago

  When I was listening to the first one, I was on an 11 hour coach to see my abusive boyfriend, I broke up with him today. This is a delightful circle

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  @Anrandomacount · 1 month ago

  I have an suggestion for all Monty owners, get a pool so Monty can submerge himself, this will require an backyard but let’s be honest if you have an Monty you most likely live in Florida.

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  @flyguydev2008 · 1 month ago

  I feel like if you had a pool Monty would 100% lounge there instead of the bathtub.

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  @toucinho-1234 · 1 month ago

  I like to imagine this all takes place in an alternate timeline of &quot;An Undeniably cannon FNAF timeline&quot;

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  @tazelwurm4968 · 1 month ago

  Me showing my pet Mimic YTPs to make it even worse.

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  @Kiana_Kaslana_THEGOAT · 1 month ago

  Guys I don&apos;t have a house anymore. There&apos;s a whole war going inside and I left my exotic butters in there 😭😭

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