Criminals and Smartphones Don't Mix
1.6M views · Sep 22, 2022 · Education
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@LegalEagle · 4 years ago · pinned
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@eldibs · 4 years ago
"Don't record your crimes" is basically an extension of the most important legal advice that all lawyers wish their clients would follow, and that advice is "Shut up."
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@delphic464 · 4 years ago
"Ghosts disappered, aliens stopped visiting, and police started shooting unarmed people." Damn, truth.
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@BelgorathTheSorcerer · 4 years ago
I think recording your crimes is a fantastic idea. It helps get rid of any nagging reasonable doubt issues that might pop up at the trial.
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@goosegoose5737 · 4 years ago
The lady saying “it was just a joke we don’t steal” right after stealing is just so funny to me
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@zaclentz4593 · 4 years ago
I'm almost ashamed of how hard I laughed at "illegal eagle."
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@dustlass · 4 years ago
Remember when Legal Eagle was watching It's Always Sunny and said it was unrealistic that people would bring drugs into court with them? He had so much faith in humanity back then...
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@skipads5141 · 4 years ago
100% <b>DO</b> keep recording your crimes. Post them everywhere. Send them to as many people you can't trust.
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@Norrikan · 4 years ago
Couple of years back there was a situation with an armed gunman trying to rob a local gas station. During the hold-up his cellphone rang and the dude not just actually went and answered it, but apparently also turned around for some privacy, whereupon one of the customers smashed him in the back of the head with a bottle of vodka (or possibly whiskey, the stories differ in that regard), dropping the robber to the ground and stunning him long enough for the other people present to dogpile him.
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@daelkolwitz3509 · 4 years ago
My buddy is a Deputy District Attorney, and he told me, "It's not the smart criminals we capture."
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@OGSontar · 4 years ago
"...ghosts disappeared, aliens stopped visiting, and police started shooting unarmed individuals..." Man, you nailed that one on the head but good.
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@metropod · 4 years ago
I work for New York City Transit… and we keep dealing with people who record themselves climbing on moving trains, breaking into places they shouldn’t be, and all around trashing our trains.
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