I’m Glad Your Exes Are Hot
1.4M views · Oct 17, 2017 · Comedy
Comments · 600
@cicadahero · 8 years ago
"Hot by Proxy" I wish that was how that worked lol
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@msbrownie8248 · 8 years ago (edited)
I'm not gonna cheat on you to make you feel better 😂😂😂😂
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@natew.7951 · 3 years ago
"Coxswain of an elite crew of eye candy" is one of the best lines ever written
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@GraceMotley · 8 years ago
I thought it was gonna be sappy at the end and then have a joke but. Nope. This is much better.
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@lathyrussy · 8 years ago
Based off of the hot guy photos of Emily's ex's, I feel like she just got with them because of their cute puppers. Like all of the hot guy photos had a dog in it and then the 2 that she skimmed over were not conventionally attractive and didn't have dogs. So she only liked hot guys for their dogs
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@UnPhayzable · 8 years ago
They may be hot but can they beat Minesweeper on <b>ultra hard mode?</b>
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@TravelingOnaShoestring · 6 years ago
Not going to lie this is kind of a true principle. I remember seeing my husbands Facebook page before we got together and seeing him in pictures with super hot girls and thinking "okay, this man like a beautiful woman. That means he must think I am beautiful on the same level as them."<br>Strange logic, but true
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@MusgoHBA · 8 years ago
"I'm not gonna cheat on you to make you feel better" Brilliant.
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@mattbartholome6158 · 8 years ago
"you have a shit personality" killed me
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@ericandkyle · 8 years ago
And the award for Best Use of the Word "Coxswain" goes to...
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@catgoesmeo · 8 years ago
unrelated but her lipstick looks so good on her omg
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@NewMessage · 8 years ago
His parade of exes must be a folder full of pictures of his right hand. And one of his left, but.. I mean.. he was drunk.. you can't count that. Right?
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