Becoming God In Crusader Kings 2 - 100 Stat Man Immortal God King Reanu Keeves Only

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• KH

  @KhainesKorner · 6 years ago · pinned

  Spiffs son kills himself. My first thought?<br><br>&quot;Well at least he isn&apos;t trying to kill you anymore.&quot;

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• CH

  @chrisschroeck7370 · 6 years ago

  &quot;Sir, the enemy is charging, where is your horse?&quot;<br><br><br>&quot;Oh, the Moon Ambassador? &nbsp;He&apos;s in East Rome, sowing dissent. &nbsp;But don&apos;t worry, I am immortal! &nbsp;We will be tickling the enemy into submission come sunset!&quot;

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• TH

  @TheCrescentKnight · 6 years ago

  EVERY OTHER MEMBER OF YOUR COUNSEL: &quot;I don&apos;t know which is more ludicrous, the fact that our GodKing has appointed his horse to the counsel, that he made his horse immortal, or that said horse is actually doing an amazing job.&quot;

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• SU

  @suijin1234567890 · 6 years ago

  &quot;Where should I invade?&quot;<br><br><br>Yes.

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• YU

  @YunsAvatar · 6 years ago

  &quot;Tickled prison right&quot;<br>Earned title: The Kinky

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• GI

  @Gigawood · 6 years ago

  <b>”Oops, my finger slipped and he’s dead.”</b><br><br>How King Reanu Keeves accidentally turned Mega-France into <b>ULTRA-FRANCE.</b><br><br>I didn’t think it would get more hilarious than creating a God Steed. &nbsp;Oh how I was wrong. So delightfully wrong. 😂😂😂

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• CL

  @clericofchaos1 · 6 years ago (edited)

  Wait, you&apos;re not giving any lands or titles to Glitterhoof? But he&apos;s doing such a fantastic job as your advisor, and head diplomat, and ambassador to the moon gods, and secret lover.

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• AS

  @AsbestosMuffins · 6 years ago

  &quot;They sent me a blind preacher!&quot;<br><br>they&apos;re learning, next they&apos;ll send you a legless armless blind preacher who can&apos;t be mutilated

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• BO

  @bossman5141 · 6 years ago

  Is this series going to return?! I love it and can&apos;t have it just ending here!

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• JE

  @JeromeK · 6 years ago

  This is my favourite Netflix series.<br><br>Dock&apos;s name: Don&apos;t Drop the Tea<br>Children&apos;s name: Land Holder 3000<br><br>Don&apos;t forget to marry Arch-Mega-Super Chad, seems to be bethroted and it&apos;s no good making the lady wait...

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• EN

  @endredomokos1770 · 6 years ago

  <b>Random folk walks in front of the Palace</b><br>Spiff: &quot;Could you please take control of 3 provinces for me?&quot;

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• PO

  @poetignorant · 6 years ago

  Name the harbor, &quot;Big Dave&apos;s Big Memorial Harbor&quot;<br><br><br>He would&apos;ve wanted it that way.

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