First Time Eating Edibles

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  @Tecknicio · 3 years ago

  “These edibles ain’t shit” is the last sentence I always remember

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  @legoqueen6146 · 3 years ago

  There’s a special god in the sky just to eliminate people who say “these edibles ain’t shit” 😂

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  @moritzvogel8067 · 3 years ago

  Weed be like the improved alcohol

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  @Hayden-qj1lo · 3 years ago

  Every time without fail, the phrase ‘these edibles ain’t shit’ ALWAYS made the eddy work it’s magic

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  @1889april · 3 years ago

  "These edibles are s-" wakes up in teletubby land

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• DO

  @DominiquesWorld56 · 3 years ago

  when I eat edibles, it usually takes around 45 minutes for them to kick in. Around that time, I make sure I take enough water. Also, I've noticed that certain kinds of tea help with enhancing the edibles a lot faster.

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  @mrkitloin · 6 months ago

  my first time trying them i pulled a rookie mistake, took 5mg, didnt feel anything after half an hour so i took 15 more. Tried playing vr sitting on my bed and I couldn't sit up straight, i wasnt able to move but damn music sounded good

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  @freaktv1069 · 3 years ago

  Ate an edible after an hour was shaking and I was convinced I was having a seizure, turns out it was just like 30 degrees, and I forgot to turn the heat on. 🥴

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• WR

  @wriothesley_lover3 · 3 years ago

  first time on edibles, an hour and a half in and i'm just a little giggly. my friend asks me, "are you time traveling yet?" "what the fuck do yoh mean, AM I TIME TRAVELING?" 15 minutes later, i watch a video and when i come back, i'm sure as hell in another point in time. different dimensions, different countries, different points and memories of my life. making mac n cheese was SO hard, but it was the scrumptious thing ever. i also thought the ceiling fan was cleopatra, and that there was a 50s animated cartoon on my ceiling telling me about her life

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  @magnus_bb · 3 years ago (edited)

  Just a PSA to anyone who wants to try edibles! For the first time do NOT try more than half a gram. I know most videos don’t really say an amount to try, so please heed my warning or else y’all gonna be zooted for seven yearrrsssss….  But also try your best to do it with someone else who knows and is ok that your doing it, and remember! No one has died from THC overdose. You will not die if you took too much. Try and put a kids show on and just force yourself to watch it if your too high. If you need to come down drink tons of water (your whole body dries out cause of the thc) and eat food! Especially if you took edibles eat food! Pro tip also if you want your edibles to hit faster, have nothing/a bit of food on your stomach before you take it! The reason why every time you take them you feel it at different times is because everyone’s gonna have a different amount of stuff in their stomach. If you ate before? All that food needs to be digested BEFORE it digests the thc. That’s why it’s best to eat the edible on an empty ish stomach (eat a couple hours before) and then when you get the munchies you’ll already be naturally hungry anyways <33 just thought id share my tips/wisdom!

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  @rastalion338 · 3 years ago

  My first time taking edibles I was taking them with the guy that made them. He was an idiot and made the hash to brownie mix ratio way to high. The cakes were like thick fudgey wedges of pure hash blocks. It was horrible but I ate the whole thing. About an hour later and he asks if I feel anything. I say no and he says no. Another hour, 2 hours in now and he turns to me and goes &quot;I feel fuck all&quot; so he goes to the kitchen gets another for himself and gives me a half of one. 30 minutes later I&apos;m stoned to the gills trying not to freak out and he turns to me and goes &quot;here I&apos;m fucked lad&quot; and I knew the ride was on. I decided I&apos;d pet his cat to keep me calm. I started petting the cat and thought the cat was telepathically talking to me. Telling me where to pet him and scratch him. The cat was crazy into it so who knows maybe he was. Anyway after an hour I&apos;ve got to get the bus home. So i tell him I&apos;m leaving for the bus and walk to the bus stop (just in front of his kitchen window) and I&apos;m there ten minutes early always. I&apos;m standing there for like 5 minutes and I get a phone call from the guy. I&apos;m like why the fuck you calling me and he goes; what the fuck are you doing just standing there? I&apos;m like wym. He goes the bus was 15 minutes ago. No idea if the bus showed up and I just stone faced the driver. So I get the next bus. Everything&apos;s fine. <br>Then I forget how to breathe.<br>Not like a panic attack but just genuinely forgot how to breathe. The more I think about how to breathe the further the concept floats out of my head. So I&apos;m sitting there on the bus with my head against the window not breathing thinking this is it. I&apos;m gonna be the first person to OD on edibles. 😂

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  @Aerolyte · 1 year ago (edited)

  “This was the type of high I heard about but never believed in.” <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFMZcclQiuM&amp;t=262">4:22</a> ……..that is the most stoner shit I head in a while….like a whole so the legends are true type of high

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