Too Dangerous to be Left Alive (Among Us)

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  @genius4426 · 5 years ago (edited)

  Tommy: <b>“The only one I can vouch for...is ME”</b><br><br>He took the statement “every man for himself” and made it into its finest form.

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• AM

  @amarketableplushie · 5 years ago

  &quot;get him out he&apos;s a tumblr user&quot;<br><br><b>laughs nervously</b>

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• MA

  @masmarvelous · 5 years ago

  Okay, but let’s be serious. Tommy was guilty as soon as he didn’t join in on the bit, Tommy <b>always</b> joins in on the bit.

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• JE

  @jenkinsfamily2229 · 5 years ago

  “Ph1lzA radiates power and I try to absorb it from him.”<br>-TommyInnit

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• LA

  @layalsaleh4103 · 5 years ago (edited)

  Tubbo: my third eye says it&apos;s fundy<br>Fundy: <b>Why are we still here, just to suffer?</b>

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• A_

  @a_mc1569 · 5 years ago

  I love how it’s just accepted that Phil’s full name is Philza Minecraft

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• CN

  @cnmango · 5 years ago

  “I’m a little PISS BABY”<br><br>You go, Wilbur.

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• JE

  @jenkinsfamily2229 · 5 years ago

  Wilbur: “What were you doing at the lava, Tommy?”<br>Tommy: “I was praying.”

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• HE

  @hello.8691 · 5 years ago

  &quot;How do we know this isn&apos;t an act of God?&quot;<br>“The only man I can vouch for is me.”<br>“Ph1lzA radiates power and I try to absorb it from him.”<br>&quot;I was praying.&quot;<br><br>When I grow up i want to be as literate as tomathyinnit

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• IS

  @issalune · 5 years ago

  “vote orange out because orange and purple tend to go really nice together and it’s nearly halloween”<br><br><b>logik</b>

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• KA

  @Kapin05 · 5 years ago (edited)

  Plot twist: Tubbo actually <i>does</i> have a third eye, and it&apos;s watching Tommy&apos;s stream<br><br>edit: okay people keep pointing it out so i feel the need to add a disclaimer here, i genuinely didn&apos;t hear anyone say this in the video but watching it back someone did<br><br>sorry for thinking of the same punchline? thanks for the likes, you can stop replying now (please, my inbox is swamped xD)

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• LE

  @Lenny-ue8hk · 5 years ago (edited)

  Will: &quot;guys how do we know Quackity didn&apos;t befall into his own hubris&quot;<br>Tommy: &quot;HAAAAHAAHA&quot;<br>Everyone else: <b>laughing pretending to understand</b>

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