Cyraxx: Exposing the Troll Mob! | Lolcow Report
48K views · Sep 2, 2026 · People & Blogs
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@TheVideoGameManiac · 3 weeks ago (edited)
Cyraxx attempting to rewrite his shattered history is like trying to recycle used toilet paper.
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@simpsondale6064 · 3 weeks ago
He always talks about being lured in, but you can only lure something with something it wants. You can’t lure a trout with a diamond
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@seanmcclure · 3 weeks ago
Sometimes his scabs are so bad you think he’s growing hair back.
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@Celestrian25 · 3 weeks ago
“Why do you do it Marty?”<br><br>“Because it’s funny” 😂 will be in the Marty hall of fame for me
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@brassmoustache1392 · 3 weeks ago
His persistent use of the phrase "have their way with me" is either a Freudian slip, or his times wrestling with secruity Jake.
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@SeymourCloud99 · 3 weeks ago
Even if he was 10x smarter than we think he is, he's still like 14 IQ.
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@erikabaumann1222 · 3 weeks ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4E38hed1tk&t=276">4:36</a> “imagine that you’re me.” No thanks 😂
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@PHIllip324 · 3 weeks ago
I'm an English teacher from Texas. I CANNOT STAND how Cyraxx overuses double-negatives, says "don't" when he should use "doesn't," and otherwise LARPs as a southerner.
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@hiphophush · 3 weeks ago
Rax's "sound of silence" cover sounds like a deaf ghost having a dream about Simon and Garfunkel.
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@SolidRaichu · 3 weeks ago
the clip of cyraxx shitting himself on camera was pure gold
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@TinFoiledFuture · 3 weeks ago
You come into my granny's/Mom's attic on the day my Vrother/dad is to be married, and you ask me to do dancing and skullscratcher comedy — for money?
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@ShuffB · 3 weeks ago
Pay my dues? "Yes sir, the check is in the mail."
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