The greatest battle in Warhammer history | Battle Report: Warhammer Epic Horus Heresy Siege of Terra

Comments · 702

• GA

  @GamesNight · 2 years ago · pinned

  3 HOUR LONG FULL GAME: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziFxqYaHJ7o">https://youtu.be/ziFxqYaHJ7o</a>

  305

• NO

  @nonya1366 · 2 years ago

  &quot;And the emperor wept-&quot;<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Rogal dorn: <b>Dying in the background</b><br>&quot;For his favorite dreadnought.&quot;

  1.2K

• PU

  @Pumciusz · 2 years ago

  Tom is trully the Warhammer Fourty Thousand.

  2.3K

• NO

  @Notbatman374 · 2 years ago

  Gaurd1: close the gate!<br>Gaurd2: its primarch fulgrim!<br>Gaurd1: open the gate!<br>Gaurd2: hes a demonlord now with four arms and a snake body!<br>Gaurd1: close the gate!<br>Gaurd2: hes got a stonkin pair though.<br>Gaurd1:open the gate a littl-<br>Dorn: NO.

  1.2K

• NO

  @normtrooper4392 · 2 years ago (edited)

  This comment section is in need of fortification.<br><br>&quot;I am Jaghatai Khan, and I have ridden well&quot;

  1.8K

• SM

  @smalwex · 2 years ago

  that board is BLOODY. GORGEOUS. <br><br>props to whoever made it (probably Alex)

  1.4K

• MR

  @Mr_Bunk · 2 years ago (edited)

  <b>After the siege:</b><br>- Horus Heresy would become the new emperor for 205 years before losing a vote of no confidence by the Chaos powers and resigning. He would dedicate his retirement to finding that elusive 40,000th war hammer.<br>- Angron would spend most of his time in the warp playing LoL. Each time he lost a match, he would manifest in the material realm to punt a random mortal into space, to vent his unrelenting fury.<br>- Mortarion led the Death guard for 86 years after, but found a new passion in death metal. He would later be better known as the 50’ tall frontman of ‘Vivisecting the Turgid Corpse of a Broken Antelope with a Rusty Scythe’, subsequently pioneering the sub-genre of ‘Rot Metal’. Upon being asked about the siege 4000 years later, he would simply reply “It was a hell of a long time ago, man. Don’t care for it.”<br>- The Emperor would use his bullsh*t powers to, effectively, commit mitosis. Half of him would make a hopeless, yet defiant last defence of the throne room as it fell, while the other half hightailed it into the webway, where he would eventually find success as a male fashion model in Commorragh, under the stage name ‘Emps’.<br>- Guilliman, upon witnessing the sheer carnage overcoming Terra upon his arriving too late, sank into a depression so bad even Corax would ask him to cheer the f*ck up. Appreciating his brother’s honesty, the two became lifelong friends and would mostly chill on Macragge, feeding the birds.<br>- Fulgrim would dedicate the rest of his post-siege career as a Primarch to joining Discord servers just to speedrun getting banned from them by posting explicit imagery.<br>- Fist Fistem’, the driver of the Whirlwind that fired the last loyalist shots of the siege, would coast on the massive profits of his memoir of the events, despite criticism that he massively overstated his role and kill count. His one counterpoint was “Were you there?”.

  830

• PR

  @Prossaug · 2 years ago

  Jimmy Space can&apos;t face the might of pantry trolls

  934

• TH

  @theangrylizard2711 · 2 years ago

  Watching Angron jump in, kill Dorn, then instantly get reduced to ash was hilarious. Great video as always lads!!

  866

• TH

  @TheArea1240 · 2 years ago

  the titan at that smashed the door had the same death sequence as the big gingerbread man in shrek

  259

• EX

  @explodianaxos13 · 2 years ago

  Honestly, Mortarion being a disappointment and looked over in favor of another, more badass person by his boss seems very lore accurate

  78

• SQ

  @squishyhunter1744 · 2 years ago

  At <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpYSTRDK6Nc&amp;t=555">9:15</a> you get the scene of two guardsmen conversing: <br><br>&quot;That&apos;s a Titan!&quot; <br><br>&quot;A Titan, Carl!&quot;<br><br>&quot;FIX BAYONETS&quot;

  221