top 5 male canon events.
217K views · Aug 21, 2026 · People & Blogs
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@MrSologamer1 · 1 month ago
Paul i swear if you dont repair your tools
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@brookscosgroveisawsome4122 · 1 month ago
Finding Paul is a top 1 cannon event of all time
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@NeoNexus77 · 1 month ago
one cannot fumble a 10/10 if one does not attempt
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@m4tt1aa · 1 month ago
Discovered gym<br>Thought it would be good to get a good physique at 16 to get girls<br>Got a good physique<br>Got absolutely no girls<br>Still got some crazy muscles
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@ryanbros4130 · 1 month ago
hey i just wanted to say how calming It is that you're actually playing Minecraft while talking. Most YouTubers don't use their own Minecraft content, and it just feels a little fake. So this is really nice.
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@Versality2518 · 1 month ago
i can agree that lust and corn are disgusting, and I also think the people who say "kill lust and stuff" or "like never go to lust in your life" are wrong at some moment. i mean, when you get married u need that type of feeling or something like that. The purpose should not be to kill it; it should be to control it, with powerful control over that.
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@celestialknight47 · 1 month ago
Absolutely terrifying that corn is #1 on this list. Unfortunately it’s true, I know a lot of people (including me) still struggle with it. I think it’s horrible how normalised it is to watch it but how stigmatised it is to talk about and try to quit. Stay strong boys. And Paul, you’re shining light on some real shit here. Keep it up bro
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@jaydenaaa3 · 18 minutes ago
The part abt going to the gym is knowing that no one give a damn how you look they only want to see your progress and best of all they will help you.
@Freaksterlalaka · 1 month ago
imo fake friends are the worst. In 6th grade, 12/15 of my friends were fake. One night I woke up at 2 in the middle of the night and almost killed myself. Then I remembered the 3 people I had. Thank god I didn't end it.
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@DonkeyLord113 · 3 weeks ago
the gym proves to you the only limits placed on you are the limits that exist in your head. I know a guy who does NOT stop going to the gym. he's been going regularly for like 2yrs straight, eating well to support muscle growth too. I kid you not, he's fucking shredded now dude.
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@marc0z198 · 2 days ago (edited)
For the fake friend part, this is the worst one I can think of. There was this one dude I used to hang out with all the time in elementary and middle school. I met him in grade two, and we got along so well that our families became friends. We did activities like ice skating lessons outside of school, marathon runs, and going to different countries together. We also used to play Roblox with the gang in prime 2017-2019, and everything went pretty well until one day in grade 7, he turned his back on me. <br><br>Now I don't even remember why he decided to hate me or how it started, but the drama was so bad that most people in my grade knew about it. I knew something was wrong, so my family had to talk with his family to resolve the conflict, which I assumed ended well because after that discussion, his family invited me to his house to play games together. Everything went pretty well after that hangout until, a week later, he decided to gossip to my entire grade about fake rumors about me, which also included my close friends, and guess what? Everyone started siding with him, and now all of them hate me like I killed their dog, all because of those fake rumors he spread, yet I still had one friend who chose to side with me out of all the other guys at school. Now most of the lifelong friendships I've made at that school have fallen apart, all thanks to that asshole. The goddamn principals and school counselors can't even do shit about my problem, and now my family hates his entire family too. <br><br>God, I'm glad I didn't really need to worry about seeing their faces again because I was also in the process of moving schools during that stupid fuckass drama, and I don't even miss my old school at all. Looking back, it seems like nothing, but I'm ashamed to admit that this experience damaged me because I put so much effort into building this friendship, only for it to fall apart, but at least it taught me a lesson.
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@JoshBro_ · 1 month ago
Istg he’s spying on me
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