South Park Characters I Could Beat in a Fight

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  @Bloomser · 3 years ago · pinned

  I’m 6’3 200 lbs btw. Just in case you didn’t know.

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  @nothingman7163 · 3 years ago

  Keep in mind tho; when fighting Karen you’d have to also beat Mysterion cause he’s her guardian angel

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  @Clyde-S-Wilcox · 2 years ago

  Something you left out about Big Gay Al: Dude lives in a gay animal preserve with wild jungle animals.  There's a LION there.  He knows how to handle himself.

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  @hampterland · 3 years ago

  You could 100% beat Cartman in a fight, but you'd only win the battle and not the war after he makes you cook your dog alive

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  @12DAMDO · 3 years ago

  &quot;Big Gay Al is scary&quot;<br>this guy puts the phobia in homophobia

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  @Nameandaddresswithheld · 3 years ago (edited)

  Cartman only wins with prep time. We’re shown time and time again that if you just walk up to him and hit him he has little to no way to defend himself. Literally bodied by Wendy. He has to sneak up and blindside you<br><br>Update: I have now beaten the fractured but whole, and have realized that my Batman claim is inaccurate.. he is the Batman who laughs. Taking over the world with a 10 year old joke.

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  @deadzone6661 · 3 years ago

  Cartman with prep time will destroy anyone.<br><br>Without prep time, he gets stomped.

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  @BlundergirlGalaxina · 3 years ago

  Considering Pip, he is skilled at archery, and can go into crazy mode when you call him French. Likely a 50/50

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  @professorantasma6591 · 3 years ago

  Thing to note if we count The Fractured But Whole,Craig is the only character besides Kenny whose powers aren&apos;t all make believe (in the context of stuff like Human Kite and Fastpass). His bare punches can take out mobsters. I think he can possibly beat you with THAT much physical power.

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  @oddlemone · 3 years ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkVzo0MeGLI&amp;t=789">13:09</a> I love how no hesitation on Kenny’s, just “I’m getting destroyed by him,”

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  @ScofieldStudios · 3 years ago

  After watching South Park so much, it&apos;s no wonder Blooms started wondering who he can beat the crap out of.

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  @tygokoren3085 · 3 years ago

  As a 11 year old I went to the elementary school attached to the local juvenile detention center for about half a year. I once an 8 year old boy who was in the juvy who had gotten angry and he decided to try to escape, they needed 4 adults to keep him pinned down. If kids are angry enough they are a serious threat.

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