Star Fox Commits Fraud

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• TU

  @TurboJehtt · 2 months ago · pinned

  Yes guys, I'm still alive. I've been cooking behind the scenes. Give me just a little more time and I'll have something really big to show.

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• SP

  @SpykeMH · 2 months ago (edited)

  &quot;If you murder a murderer, the number of murderers doesn&apos;t decrease&quot;<br><br>&quot;It does if you Charged Unlocked Shot them&quot;

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• CO

  @CosbyTheCaterpillar · 2 months ago

  “His father counted enemies the same way.”<br><br>-Peppy Hare

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• PL

  @pleiades5878 · 2 months ago

  “Cause they’re annoying and we hate them”<br>“Okay fair enough”<br>That shit genuinely fried me

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• SA

  @savagebear4374 · 2 months ago

  &quot;Then the world will have 10 fewer lawyers&quot;<br>That genuinely made me laugh.

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• BA

  @barcey · 2 months ago

  &quot;There will be consequences, Star Fox!&quot;<br>Two weeks later: &quot;You want me to fix a planet full of dinosaurs with nothing but this metal stick I found?&quot;

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• JO

  @Joel2Million · 2 months ago

  When Falco and Fox are on the same wavelength you know you fucked up

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• FR

  @FreckleFantasyVII · 2 months ago

  Can&apos;t let you bill that, Star Fox

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• OF

  @officialdcshepard · 2 months ago

  I actually died at “We’re government contractors. I thought that’s what we’re supposed to do!”

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• SM

  @Smallsmallrose · 2 months ago

  Pigma never would have betrayed Starfox if this is how they were charging when he was around

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• TH

  @thatnick967 · 2 months ago

  &quot;How could you possibly justify counting Asteroids as Enemies??&quot;<br>Well, I dunno General, some of them opened up and shot on us, so I&apos;d say better safe than sorry.

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• TH

  @TheLunarLegend · 2 months ago

  &apos;We&apos;re not paying you for style points&apos;<br><br>&apos;This bill says otherwise.&apos;

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