Mario's Early Years: Preschool Fun - Game Grumps

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  @AllyGatorAnimator · 11 years ago

  But guys, this may be the darkest Mario game of all time. Think about it for a second:<br>Mario, Peach and Yoshi are floating on a raft in the middle of the ocean, no familiar territory in sight. They must have been floating for days as Yoshi is starving, Peach hasn&apos;t been able to shave and Mario...well, Mario looks the same, but we&apos;ll get to that in a second.<br>They&apos;re trapped in a land ruled by a disembodied, monotonous voice who forces them to complete numerous, seemingly childish puzzles for all eternity; all the while she neither truly praises their success, or criticizes their failures, with any real emotion, almost as if it&apos;s a pointless endeavor.<br>Now the darkest part...What of Luigi? He&apos;s not present on the raft yet is clearly visible on every island for no other reason than to be awoken from his slumber. He never joins them, he never helps, he just...sits there...watching. Could it be that, while stranded at sea, Mario killed Luigi and ate him for sustenance? Could it be that his friends didn&apos;t help and that their collective punishment is to be banished to this nightmarish realm, forever haunted by the image of their guilt?<br><br>...HAHAHA! Nah! This game is just stupid.

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• MA

  @ManicPixieMidGirl · 10 years ago

  I can&apos;t stop repeating that &quot;Moo&quot; at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg3bxIf0OlM&amp;t=46">0:46</a> Dan is so fucking adorable

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• HE

  @helpimarock66 · 9 years ago

  You know that there&apos;s at least one kid out there who begged their parents for months to get them super mario world, and when their birthday finally rolled around, they got this, and their parents likely said &quot;They&apos;re both mario games! What&apos;s the difference?&quot;

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• BA

  @Bacxaber · 9 years ago

  Two men, one almost 40, one almost 30 at the time of this upload, are playing a preschool game.<br>Sublime.

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• AD

  @AdamRBi · 11 years ago

  Peach looks absolutely TERRIFIED in that classroom and I swear something happens to her face after they finish counting the chalk at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg3bxIf0OlM&amp;t=896">14:56</a>.<br><br>They look like tears, ether that or her face is turning blue.

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• AJ

  @ajaxtaur · 11 years ago

  Ah, yes. Everyone&apos;s favorite Mario character...<br><br>Cow.

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• JE

  @JetSetDman · 10 years ago

  &quot;They&apos;re gonna have 6 fingers.&quot;<br>HOLY SHIT IT&apos;S THE AUTHOR

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• FE

  @Fergit_ · 11 years ago

  Clip Art: The Game

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• ME

  @Melodraca · 11 years ago

  Zack and Cody suggested this game? :O<br><br>Suite.

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• ZA

  @Zack-si9qr · 9 years ago

  Literally Zack and Cody sent them this and no one said shit

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• BR

  @BrookerBracker · 10 years ago

  FIND the EPIsode ThAt HaS ThE mOST SExuAL InUeNDos

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• EP

  @epitomeofcake132 · 10 years ago

  One of my favorite one-offs of all time.

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