The Unstoppable Dark Peasant - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

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• HI

  @hihello5590 · 6 years ago

  Dark peasant: the boss in the game<br>Peasant: when you get the boss as a playable character

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• MY

  @mystichist · 4 years ago

  The clock chimes to doomsday<br>Everlasting darkness awaits us<br>For only one may keep it at bay<br>However he lost may never see the light<br>Bells toll to the gods of present<br>Deities of passed times forgotten<br>Looked upon, shall he awaken<br>Cleanse us of the ever prospering death<br>Take the foul entity off the face of the Earth<br>Only for the omnipotent to bring whom to punish<br>Must a new evil arise upon us<br>We may fail to discover the everlasting cure <br>Vertical transports torment our prayers<br>But shall thee prevail?<br>But shall thoust gods abandon us?<br>We shall see.<br>The Declaration of the Horse<br>-Priests of the Church of the Wobbly Horse

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• MU

  @Muffin_Top20 · 6 years ago

  1:look more in the church of the wobbly horse<br>2: look around or <b>under</b> trees<br>3:keep looking at the camps<br>4: open your eyes, stick your head out the window, do what you need to do to see.

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• CA

  @captainpaccon8280 · 5 years ago

  The amount of shock and &nbsp;worries in his voice when using the dark peasant is just horrific

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• TR

  @True_Dark_Angel · 6 years ago

  “Unnamed Peasant”<br>Dark in Heart, Void of Soul

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• AL

  @alienbanana9181 · 6 years ago

  Hint 1: next to a cart I have died. on a tree trunk is where my hat resides.<br><br>Hint 2: don&apos;t look high you must look low. A tree is where I am below.<br><br>Hint 3: hear the bell there I fly. Went to close and said goodbye.

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• IT

  @ItsYaBoi418 · 6 years ago

  When you find the super peasant, try him against the dark peasant. The super peasant is the stronger of the two now.

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• PR

  @PrimmordialFenix · 5 years ago

  Sauce-Oh I see a sliver of hp gone!<br><br>Dark peasant-All of that for a drop of blood?

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• JO

  @Josh-cv7gt · 6 years ago

  Hint: <br><br>1: Under Stuff Under Leafs A Fossil Of Metal Lyes Under Leafs Of Dirt<br><br>2: Churches Of Wobbly Horse Tops Em All<br><br>Caps Find That Darn Troops!

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• SL

  @slapith · 6 years ago

  1: Damnit bobby how did you crash it underground?!<br>2: Every chuch has a <b>*Bell*</b><br>3: Thor isnt the only one who resides in craters

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• 3V

  @3Valve_Mario · 6 years ago

  Captainsauce: We made him bleed<br>Dark peasant: all that for a drop of blood

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• MR

  @mr.depthleviathan5425 · 5 years ago

  &quot;Usually the fingers and the mouths come before the tentacles but yeah sure&quot;<br>a man of culture indeed

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