A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

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• EL

  @ElishaLong · 3 weeks ago · pinned

  Join the short bus conquistadors <br><a href="https://www.patreon.com/elishalong">https://www.patreon.com/elishalong</a>

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• DR

  @drmtpepperdew · 3 weeks ago

  the short bus pulling off behind the fence at the beginning is hilarious

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• PA

  @paulrodriguez2826 · 3 weeks ago

  Bro just got off the bus, lit a cigar and dropped bars

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• DO

  @doll_ez · 3 weeks ago

  choking is reserved for the enemy LMAOOO

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• UN

  @unwelcome_neko · 3 weeks ago

  unstoppable scroll vs unskippable title

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• AA

  @aaronlund8 · 3 weeks ago

  If anyone is feeling depressed, try throwing your phone into the Amazon river

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• EM

  @emrysmyrddin8279 · 3 weeks ago

  One of your best videos. I just got a longterm girlfriend and think we will end up getting married. I followed Elishas advice and tried to stop simping, just be myself/trust myself, and keep moving. As soon as I changed my perspective from weakness to strength and stopped thinking about it, this person came along. Anyone out there who feels like hope is lost for a relationship take heart in my story. I was in the same place for a very long time, and these videos are a great place to start your healing journey

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• AL

  @alexanderwilson9891 · 3 weeks ago

  I go full retard mode for long periods of time but occasionally I am dealt with a big ass wrench thrown into the wheels of my shortbus and my shortbus fucking explodes. However if you spin around 180 degrees and moonwalk across the street to the parallel bus stop another shortbus will arrive. The shortbus always comes around baby.

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• FL

  @flipnotrab · 3 weeks ago

  That a Short Bus pulling away in the background at the start? &nbsp;Hell yeah!!

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• DA

  @danyoung444 · 3 weeks ago

  The Internet is a psy-opp, climb rocks

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• GR

  @gro8874 · 3 weeks ago

  I’m a woman and I love your videos. This is top-tier and echoes what I’ve seen from wanna-be men versus confident men.

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• SA

  @saltysquatch1510 · 3 weeks ago

  There’s a fine line between foreplay and an arrest warrant.

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