I watched every Final Destination to figure out Deaths design
1.6M views · Sep 19, 2022 · Entertainment
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@jeffiot · 2 years ago (edited) · pinned
several people have misunderstood something i say in the intro, so let me clarify my ghostbusters (2016) take:<br>i didnt watch the movie, cause i thought it looked trash. people have since told me its trash, and im sure it is.<br><br>but it is not trash because it has a female lead cast. it's trash because it's trash. it's hollywood sludge. a remake with a whole new gang of male leads wouldve been just as trash. the "basement dwelling reddit mods" mentioned in the video isnt meant to refer to "anyone who disliked ghostbusters (2016)". it's meant to refer to "anyone who disliked ghostbusters (2016) on principle because it had an all female lead cast".
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@icetide9411 · 2 years ago
I like how (originally) it feels like Death tries to give you a tame death, and then you avoid him and then he just goes "YOU KNOW WHAT, SUFFER"
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@kfecfuifb · 2 years ago
a bus hitting someone who steps into traffic makes sense, but an ambulance splattering someone on the steps of a hospital without stopping is fucking hilarious
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@aerieleah533 · 2 years ago
I cracked it. I understand death's code. It's like grocery shopping when you have no idea where something is in the store.<br>Death is grocery shopping.
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@lunadragon7358 · 1 year ago
Final Destination Bloodlines Minor Spoilers Ahead:<br><br>Good news: The fates of Kimberley and Sheriff Thomas have been retconned - They are confirmed survivors of the franchise!<br>Bad news: This might fuck up the entire video.
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@A_Wild_Dyzzy · 2 years ago
There’s a podcast titled “Was the villain right?” Where the hosts discuss the morals and ethics of villains in movies. They brought up final destination and came up with the idea that “Death” in this film is a worker on their first day and the characters avoiding there deaths on the plane was a huge mess that this guy now has to figure out how to clean up before his boss gets back.
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@Lsd1021 · 3 years ago
One thing about the last rule. You actually steal the person's timeline. Not just completely avoid death. You get to live as long as they would have. Which means the detective would have died in two weeks either way and so would have the girlfriend.
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@TheHellhound01 · 2 years ago
the way the teacher died in the first movie felt personal. Death made especially sure that she died. Like bro fucking pentuple tapped her
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@efu2046 · 1 year ago
I'm guessing if you kill another person, you get their remaining lifespan. So when Nathan accidentally kills Roy, he gets his lifespan. But because he's riddled with Cancer and doesn't have long to live for, Nathan also died.
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@Luneytoon · 2 years ago
I think when death fails he leaves it to his apprentice to finish what he missed. Except the apprentice doesn’t have the passwords or permission to the systems necessary and has to Rube Goldberg machine his way through that list.
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@iriquoispliskin7185 · 2 years ago
I'd love to watch a Final Destination movie from Death's perspective. <br>"This fuckin' guy again! Let's try a chainsaw windmill that gets set off by a marble"
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@ashnesslinguistics3570 · 4 years ago
I think a fun interpretation of death's "list" is that he's extremely disorganized all the time and altogether is just. Really bad at his job if killing people in a specific order is a part of it.
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