I Simulated A Raptor In Modern Florida, Chaos Followed

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  @matchesburn · 6 months ago

  &quot;I Simulated A Raptor In Modern Florida&quot;<br><br>I can see the headlines now:<br><i><b>Florida Man finds raptor dinosaur, tames it and rides it, receives DUI for riding it under the influence.</b></i><b></b>

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• UT

  @utoob7361 · 6 months ago (edited)

  You find a strange path where the ground is hard and dark. You start to cross, but get crushed by a speeding black beast that spins into a tree and explodes. Nothing prepared you for the Mustang GT.

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• ZA

  @zander8269 · 6 months ago

  Nothing could prepare it from being yoinked by a tall and hairless primate..

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• LO

  @LongJohnCopper-f3j · 6 months ago

  &quot;Hey guys back in the Everglades looking for the 20&apos; python, OOO a tree frog, YOINK!<br>A big old swamp puppy looking at my toes...<br>I&apos;ve never seen this kind of swamp turkey before... YOINK!&quot;

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• CH

  @ChaoZRaY · 6 months ago

  In an alternate universe...<br>You hatch, starting your reign.<br>Bird comes: &quot;Nah, you dont.&quot;

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  @the_real_pandamonium · 6 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9Rz8WlAvpI&amp;t=780">13:00</a> you forgot to mention the endless string of coyotes that would mistake him as a bird and feed themselves to him.

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  @thrasher2271 · 6 months ago

  I like to imagine the Deinonychus is greeted by it&apos;s ancestors in the afterlife and they all ask what was so dangerous that it managed to kill one of the smartest dinosaurs 66 million years after their extinction.<br><br>Deinonychus: &quot;The alligator killed me, but technically the arthritis dug me in.&quot;

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• YO

  @Yoru_Kobayashi · 6 months ago

  Perfect 3am watch

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• MA

  @maxkhan-k5t · 6 months ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9Rz8WlAvpI&amp;t=27">0:27</a> I wish I was born <b>k n o w i n g</b>

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• JA

  @jarrodnisly3333 · 6 months ago

  In the JP books, it&apos;s later revealed that the T. Rex never actually lost track of its prey when they stopped moving, it just wanted them to run because it wanted to give chase.<br><br>It had been cooped up in the paddock, being hand-fed for so long that it was starved for any sort of stimulation.

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• ED

  @edwinmatthews8790 · 6 months ago

  To be fair, the &quot;unable to see movement&quot; thing made sense in the book. It was the DNA splicing during cloning that led to that side-effect.

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• MI

  @michaellarocca4879 · 6 months ago

  Brah. Its Florida. Florida Man would def raise it and keep it as a pet.

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