[Vinesauce] Joel - Spooky YouTube Video Night: Satanic Panic ( Part 2 )

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  @Sevengelion · 3 weeks ago (edited)

  Joel, I know you joke a lot, but I would prefer you took this matter seriously. When I was a child, I watched The Silly Adventures of Mr. Kitty, a fairly innocent-looking show at the time. My parents warned me that it was the work of the Devil, but I never listened to them. Then one morning, I was watching the latest episode, when Mr. Kitty looked at me directly, and hyper-realistic blood came flowing out of his eyes. He came out of my screen and opened a portal to Hell, as my entire family got sucked into a vortex of fire, while Mr. Kitty laughed. It was then that I realized, that Mr. Kitty was actually Mr. Satan. This was real and it happened.

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• FE

  @fen7662 · 3 weeks ago

  I used to be a Satanist and we sacrificed 85 babies per week in public parks in your neighborhood. Nobody has reported nor investigated any crimes nor has anyone even been suspicious, but buy my book about my very real and true experience that definitely happened and about how telling people I can hear the whispers of Jesus made me a productive member of society (AKA rich as shiiiiiiiiit, son).

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• MO

  @MochiMouse-p2g · 2 weeks ago (edited)

  Open Gangland Style will be the hottest drill dance next year<br>Edit: drïïll

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• CH

  @Charredasperity · 3 weeks ago

  I was never able to take the pastors talking about the evils of violence in videogames seriously because I grew up in those churches and right after their screeds they would start praying for George Bush to nuke the planet

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• NO

  @notxela · 3 weeks ago

  This video really made me open my gangland with style

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• PY

  @pyroshilov8474 · 3 weeks ago

  MadClown really earning the name &quot;Mad&quot; for sitting through 4 hours of rubbish and condensing it to 50 minutes dear lord

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• T1

  @T1MAGEDDON · 2 weeks ago

  It&apos;s the seriousness of them that gets me. They&apos;re in their 50s acting like a kid playing pokemon snap is gonna evolve into them becoming a terraria wizard that can summon skeletons and ride on a zombie horse, and it&apos;s said with the same seriousness and severity of someone discussing a drug epidemic

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• NA

  @nailwind · 3 weeks ago

  the amount of projection Stephen Dollins does is astounding. the guy is so down bad he has to look for phalluses and sex motifs in everything

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• MA

  @Mateyuska · 3 weeks ago

  joel never fails to make me laugh when he does the &quot;american southern&quot; accent lmao

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• MA

  @Mateyuska · 3 weeks ago

  MAH NECK IS TURNIN RED FROM ALL THE GANGLAND STYLE

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• SK

  @skogen5357 · 3 weeks ago (edited)

  The fact that this was such a huge issue of grandmas and pastors burning the Pokemon cards because it&apos;s a product of Satan, while actual dangerous fanatical cults came and went like it was nothing. It just shows that the whole satanic panic was just straight up bullshit and it severely undermined actual problems with religion and evangelism.

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• MO

  @MochiMouse-p2g · 2 weeks ago

  Eating marboreds to this

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