Real Lawyer Reacts to Law & Order

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• LE

  @LegalEagle · 4 years ago · pinned

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• AN

  @Anon26535 · 4 years ago

  In the crime show system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups: the writers, who have no idea what they&apos;re doing and the audience who watch it anyway. These are their stories.

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• AU

  @audreykwa · 4 years ago

  « Why are you talking to the police without a lawyer present » is the legal equivalent of « chest compressions, chest compressions, chest compressions »

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• AN

  @andrewi.crocker8675 · 4 years ago

  &quot;So he disrespected you, and you just grabbed him? You don&apos;t get to do that&quot;<br>To be fair, it&apos;s a pretty accurate representation of the NYPD

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• SK

  @skwisgarskwigelf7191 · 3 years ago

  “Did you say anything stupid? And by anything stupid I mean ANYTHING AT ALL!”<br><br>- Saul Goodman

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• ZO

  @ZoeAlleyne · 4 years ago

  &quot;did he lie? Morally? Yeah? But who cares?&quot; is the most accidentally hilarious lawyer thing you said.

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• HA

  @Hawk7886 · 4 years ago

  The TL:DW of this Law and Order episode is literally &quot;Lawyer up and don&apos;t talk to the police&quot; which is also VERY good advice for life in general

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• TR

  @Trentacus · 4 years ago

  I miss the originals, where detectives always talk to people loading or unloading a truck.

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• DR

  @Druzica18 · 4 years ago

  I love that Burn Notice cop&apos;s entire first scene is complaining that he can&apos;t legally assault people.

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• ID

  @idellekerensa · 4 years ago

  &quot;Why are you talking to the police without a lawyer present?&quot; - Have you seen John Oliver&apos;s special on interrogations? You should definitely react to that. Way too many don&apos;t know to lawyer up any time the police want to talk to them

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• DA

  @DayDay80631 · 4 years ago

  To ease your stress over not having a lawyer present:<br><br>2 guys in an interrogation room:<br><br>Guy 1: I&apos;m not saying another word without my lawyer present.<br>Guy 2: ...But, you are the lawyer<br>Guy 1: Exactly, so where&apos;s my present?

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• PE

  @peterbyrne7348 · 4 years ago

  Police procedurals always have that moment when the suspect asks about a lawyer and the detective says, &quot;OK, but I can&apos;t do anything to help you if you have a lawyer.&quot; I&apos;m still waiting for an episode where the suspect says &quot;I appreciate your concern, but I still want a lawyer.&quot;

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