Negligent Culinarian - Jerma Plays Cooking Simulator (Long Edit w/Chat)

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• SC

  @scribeslendy595 · 1 year ago

  Jerma "discovering" kitchen prep like it's some sort of superpower is priceless

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• KR

  @Kranzio- · 1 year ago

  I’ve been a chef for over 15 years and Jerma naturally captures the desperate mania of professional cooking.

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• HE

  @helpyaboiout1211 · 1 year ago

  Jerma while putting sponges in soup: I can’t believe people do this in REAL LIFE. This says a lot about society

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• GW

  @gwitch · 1 year ago

  My toxic trait is I think the stream was funnier when he was sincerely trying to follow the orders

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• MI

  @MiniMackeroni · 1 year ago

  It's like he's challenging himself to drop as much food as possible on the floor.

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• 2F

  @2fortsmostwanted · 1 year ago

  I accidentally fell asleep to this vod and I woke up when he set the kitchen on fire and I thought I was gonna die

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• KA

  @kalimaude3532 · 1 year ago (edited)

  It really is a stroke of absolute genius to include an option to throw anything you&apos;re holding.<br><br>Because other than that one thing, and the occasional bugs, this game plays it dead straight. Make the food, impress the critic. Real restaurant etc. Not a crack in its expression.<br><br>But the very first moment you pick something up, the game says <i>aren&apos;t you tired of being nice? don&apos;t you just wanna go apeshit?</i><br><br>And that&apos;s all it does. And you don&apos;t, at first. But as you keep playing, you are never <i>unaware</i> of your ability to throw anything you&apos;re holding. you can go apeshit at any moment you choose.<br><br>And the line of thought &quot;if I can throw this blender, what else can I do&quot; eventually blossoms into stuff like floor soup. And the devs knew what they were doing. They <i>wanted</i> floor soup, and they got it by making sure you can hurl the very first thing you pick up at the nearest surface.

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• GR

  @gravel100 · 1 year ago

  new season of the bear just dropped

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• SE

  @SerKondeiz · 1 year ago

  This really is like watching a compilation of all the &apos;look how bad these chefs are&apos; moments of Kitchen Nightmares.

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• NE

  @netrixdd · 1 year ago (edited)

  &quot;Our new chef can do work of 7 people by himself!&quot;<br><br>&quot;How?&quot;<br><br>&quot;Bath salts and endless bloodlust. He basicly kills every food critigue that gives us score lower the 4. Also that soup youre eating is 7 months old.&quot;

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• CU

  @cutiehutjr · 1 year ago

  If Jerma ever loses all of his retirement money playing blackjack, we need to keep him out of food service. (Health code violations: Floor soup, used soup, &quot;prepped&quot; soup)

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• LO

  @lovebot9037 · 1 year ago

  him constantly referring to the spatula as “flipper”

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