Rings of Power Season 2 is Not Very Good - Part 2: Where the Stars are Strange

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  @matthewcollins4773 · 2 years ago

  Like salt swept from a tabletop onto a corpse washed clean by the rains of spring, playing the notes of our soul like a harp, The Rings of Power continues to crush two spiders with each boot as it floats due to looking upward; giving us the meat and giving it to us raw. When in doubt, my friends, always follow your nose... to the sea, because the sea is always right. <br><br>I&apos;m good.

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• FR

  @freddiefredson1754 · 2 years ago

  Rasputin and the Androgynites sounds like a good name for a new wave synth band

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• BA

  @BatataPoha · 2 years ago

  If Halbrand had a thick Indian accent, there would already be a Youtube tutorial video of him explaining how to create the Rings of Power in 5 steps.

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• LA

  @ladyred9613 · 2 years ago

  The Elves don&apos;t look like elves. They look old, and human. There is no ethereal quality to it at all

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• PE

  @petriew2018 · 2 years ago

  fun fact : it&apos;s canonical in Tolkien that dwarves do not actually produce much food. Much of what they create they trade away to the surface for the foodstuffs that they need. It&apos;s why powerful surface kingdoms often coexist in close proximity to major Dwarf strongholds. The reason the elven gate into Moria exists in the first place is because Rivendell used to do a great deal of this trade directly with them. It&apos;s also the reason Dale thrived in the shadow of the Lonely Mountain.<br><br>Because Tolkien was an intelligent man who accounted for such things in his world building instead of just having it work in whatever way contrived the most drama.....

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• PH

  @PhattyBolger · 2 years ago

  &quot;No one can give you a name&quot; Says Gandalf who has about 7 names. He wasn&apos;t even called Gandalf when he arrived in Middle Earth, his name was Olórin.

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• DR

  @DragdeadMedia · 2 years ago

  I can hardly wait for Sauron to say something along the lines of &quot;Make Mordor great again !&quot; in front of a crowd of Orcs. Truly one the best Rings that has ever Powered.

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• AN

  @angrylemon1420 · 2 years ago

  Love that everyone can teleport except for the messenger

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• KI

  @kingDowahs · 2 years ago

  “Sauron made rings”<br>“Yeah let’s wear them”<br>“Oh wait I think Sauron is planning on making evil rings”<br>“Oh no, anyway…”

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• OW

  @Owlministrator · 2 years ago

  You gotta love how in the trilogy Gandalf barely used any magic and now he&apos;s summoning fking tornadoes

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• AW

  @awsome182 · 2 years ago

  &quot;... And Feminem<br>- is back<br>- back again&quot;<br><br>I&apos;m wheezing 😂

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• PH

  @PhattyBolger · 2 years ago

  &quot;I received a message that informed me that I would soon receive a very important message.&quot;

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