Bullies Humiliated Him in Front of His Wife, Not Realizing He's A Former Elite Assassin

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  @pizzaparty-r1c · 2 years ago (edited)

  Me and a friend of mine bullied this one guy in high school. We would never touch him, just say mean shit to him. He just stayed quiet and listen to our crap. Years later, I went to a motorcycle meet up in town. Guess who shows up on a motorcycle? The guy I bullied years earlier.  Well, we ended up becoming friends after that ride. One day I went to his house to help him work on his bike. While we were chatting away, I mentioned that I was sorry for how I treated him back in school. He invited me into his house as he said he wanted to show me something. There was like this little din up some stairs. We walk into this room and an entire wall was shelved with what must have been at least 50 karate and jujitsu trophies all with photos of him fighting. He had been training since he was 5 years old. He said, thank you for not making me hurt you and your friend. I was in shock and terrified at the same time. It was a damn for real humbling experience.

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  @Mr.JOE5784 · 2 years ago

  "At least you got a real name. I'm Van, I'm a vehicle." That right there got me screaming! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  @DanJohanson · 2 years ago

  Why the quality is so high?

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  @TheDangerRanger26 · 2 years ago

  “He even helps his father by handing him his milk as a weapon” 😂😂😂

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  @JLuew · 2 years ago

  The baby is the best actor. Reacting appropriately in every scene.

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  @jamesclaytonbowman5977 · 2 years ago

  I don't know if this footage was transferred from 24fps to 30fps in this youtube video, or if the original footage is just shot on cheap cameras, but this seriously has the look of a made-for-TV movie.

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• JA

  @jasonsherwood7539 · 2 years ago

  Always love the "my boring husband is a retired assassin" movie plots

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• TU

  @turkeyman631 · 2 years ago

  Lmao I love the explanation at the end of him purposely calling it Counter Strike.

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  @foxtrot570 · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9SqtMixEIs&amp;t=688">11:28</a> For a german this was THE most funniest twist which I never excepted. A german in an action movie that isn&apos;t an evil mastermind 😂

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• BI

  @bilalaft17 · 2 years ago

  “Oh I don’t speak French, they just teach us enough for us to look fancy” 😂

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  @REB4444 · 2 years ago

  I used to think A-holes like those only happened in the movies till it happened too me at a TGIFs in San Mateo. I was trying to be a gentleman &amp; diffuse the situation because I knew my wife would freak out, but it only made it worst. After it was over, the police came, every one told them what happened &amp; they got arrested. I had blood all over me but by some miracle, NOTHING happened to me. The funniest part was this tough 60 yr old hunter/tracker told the idiots when they were trying to act like victims, &quot;Just because you got slapped like b*tches, stop whining like one&quot;. The whole bar laughed. It took my wife a couple of days till she talked to me again but I think she understood in the end.

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  @daz7467 · 2 years ago

  my kids are 19, 16 and 9. I was just imagining telling them that I was an assassin before they were born. They would be in hysterics 😂

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