ASMR - Southern Woman Tries To Scam You With Essential Oils
77K views · Jun 9, 2026 · People & Blogs
Comments · 206
@n0rma_jean218 · 3 months ago
“my daughter.. april may june.” 😭
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@theredrose4294 · 3 months ago
"its not a pyramid scheme, its a line and right now im at the bottom. theres levels to it!"<br>lmao i absolutely adore this<br>(my grandmother has fallen to the essential oil pyramid scheme)
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@havenmashups5081 · 3 months ago
For those unaware (because I didnt know until recently): 1. Most essential oils are dangerous to consume - 2. Rubbing essential oils directly on your skin can cause severe inflammation and rashes - 3. When not filtered properly, essential oils can contain lead and other heavy metals which are dangerous even in small amounts - 4. essential oils are completely unregulated in the US, just because something smells like the thing its supposed to smell like doesnt mean it has any of that in it, you should take extreme caution when buying essential oils. 5. Essential oils DO expire!
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@LisaGreen_e · 3 months ago
I like to think miss ma'am is just getting high from the essential oil fumes and that's why everything gets better lmao
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@CHRON1C4LLYONL1N3.4PPL · 3 months ago
Respect to the guy who wrote a whole paragraph on why essential oils can be bad for you
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@maria.andrea_scrivanti · 3 months ago
I love your creativity with morally gray characters
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@Spoiledandsalty · 3 months ago
“Bless her heart” directly translates to her wishing Barbara would self implode like the auntie in Harry Potter
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@kq1039 · 3 months ago
This is one of the most dead ass accurate impressions I've ever seen. She KILLED this, down to the attitudes and speech patterns, I am blown away. Unless it turns out she used to sell this snake oil I guess, haha.
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@raeanne3163 · 3 months ago (edited)
"April may June" has me rolling. and the gout. omg. I'm crying
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@lexikennedy7178 · 3 months ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmbZCe9LL9w&t=498">8:18</a> good luck on that one babe lmaoooo HAPPY PRIDE🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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@LongVonSilver107 · 3 months ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmbZCe9LL9w&t=536">8:56</a> this killed me 💀 doesn't get anymore southern than having gout
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@kennedyschwartz1824 · 3 months ago
“My son, Rock” 💀🤣
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